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Fun character dynamics: a torrid, dramatic love triangle that is actually a perfectly content poly relationship where everyone involved is having an excellent time being theatrical about it. And everyone in the community around them is 100% used to them and their shit. Like whenever there's a big dramatic thunderstorm outside, someone might look out of the window and go

"Oh won't you look at that. There goes Mr. Jones brawling with his wife's lover again."

"How nice for them. Let me know when they are done with that and start making out."

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Drew an orb on my phone.

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This one time I was watching Red Dead Redemption 2 cutscene clips with my boyfriend, and I can't even recall which scene it was, but I went "hahah that's you" at my boyfriend, and he didn't connect. So I had to clarify, I mean the way the protagonist keeps saying that he's not a good man, he ain't a nice man, and nonetheless almost every time he bumps into a stranger, they'll go "you seem like a nice man. let me tell you my whole fucking life story", and he'll just patiently listen, regardless of whether he has the time or particularly cares.

And my boyfriend looks at me with confusion like "yeah, but that happens to me too, all the time, and I'm not nice."

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A multiplayer game where there's a skill-level ranking but also difficulty levels - the harder mode you choose to play in, the more incompetent players you get in your team.

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I eat apples with the core and all and would've preferred such results to the bullshit I got.

You can form a casual insult towards anyone from anywhere in the world with the simple formula of:

"Your [family member] eats [local traditional food] with [controversial sauce/utensil]."

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Your grandpa swallows rotisserie chickens whole like a serpent.

You can form a casual insult towards anyone from anywhere in the world with the simple formula of:

"Your [family member] eats [local traditional food] with [controversial sauce/utensil]."

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The problem with trying to tell people "the more you hurry me, the longer this is going to take" is that an outside observer has no way to tell the difference between "I take any request to do something as a personal challenge to do the opposite out of spite, because I consider any expectation to accommodate your needs as a personal insult and beneath me uwu" and "the more pressure you put on me, the more stressed I am going to be, and the more anxious I am the more mistakes I will make, and I will have to go even slower in order to avoid them or keep trying to get it right over and over again so the only thing that makes the difference between us getting there in time or us both being late because I'm sitting on the floor crying is 100% your choice to either keep doing that or stop doing that."

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A fantasy setting where the divine right of kings is real, but there's a whole pantheon of gods and they've all got their own favourite they're betting on.

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"My lords, please extend your patience and grace for my companion. He is among the bravest warriors I have known, but his people are different from ours. For his kin, to express no emotion is alike to having none, and indifference of all matters is a type of cowardice. He is merely grieving in a way befitting a warrior of his people."

[High-pitched shriek echoing from somewhere afar in the distance]

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Yer nan eats haggis with her bare hands.

You can form a casual insult towards anyone from anywhere in the world with the simple formula of:

"Your [family member] eats [local traditional food] with [controversial sauce/utensil]."

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The first rule of surviving in the court: whatever you do, do not fuck the jester.

Second rule of surviving the court: never call the judge 'a jester' to his face.

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You can form a casual insult towards anyone from anywhere in the world with the simple formula of:

"Your [family member] eats [local traditional food] with [controversial sauce/utensil]."

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Forcefemming but instead of that they forcibly convert you into a protestant.

Is there like rules and regulations on when, where and how a pope can decide to excommunicate someone, or can he just go "nuh-uh, no you're not" and un-catholic you just like that.

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Is there like rules and regulations on when, where and how a pope can decide to excommunicate someone, or can he just go "nuh-uh, no you're not" and un-catholic you just like that.

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I'm like the pug of people. Making me exist like this in the first place was cruel and deeply unethical, but nonetheless people find me funny and my symptoms endearing.

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"Your mother sucks dicks in hell!" the demon screamed. You figured that she would, you've heard enough stories about her younger years to assume that. The devil is creative with punishments, and only the worst of sinners could be subjected to something as horrid as her atrocious blowjobs. She always had a talent for ensuring that she's the only one having fun.

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If I was evil and went to visit someone's home for the first time and I know they have a cat, I would rub my wrists with catnip before leaving the house, so when I get there the cat smells the catnip and is all over me purring and rubbing on my hands and the owner is like "omg my kitty loves you! That's never happened with a stranger before!" and immediately trust me because they have no idea that I jammed their cat's evil detector on purpose.