Wynton, 26, He/They. I make things, if that's what you wanna call it.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Strikers peach and Rosalina
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Anyone want to give me $100k so I can quit my job with nothing else lined up
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getting a little sick of the Italian accent joke
That's okay
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wow, your pussy is the [remembering I'm in an airport] THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN TEN MINUTES
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT EXISTS

Wendy's Car Interiors is real, never let anyone tell you otherwise
"I don't suppose you've found any of my signs in your travels?"
Hi Wendy! Nice to meet you, big fan. I heard about the donuts thing! I'm sorry Yoshi's Corporate didn't reach out to you for your recipe, I feel like it's the least they could do. I haven't seen anything about your detailing brand either, but I'm always on the lookout for hidden gems in MKWorld. I do however, have these two stickers. They show up right before Roy's stickers in the collection, and feature your ribbon. Hoping to find more of your stuff soon.


#mario kart world#wendy#i just unlocked it randomly for collectimg 16000 coins#and yes that says sixteen thousand#i have 878/1065 stickers now#i know there are more mysteries hiding in the other 200
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𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊 ♡
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Why does Katie Marovitch always give the vibe that she's never slept in her life
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One and Done (Game Changer S7E6) but there’s no context








bonus: a happy ending


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guys blow this post up so i can buy my girlfriend a switch 2
#they gave a lot of the 'princesses' these great outfits#and they stand straight up on the bikes when they turn into jet skis#the visual designers knew what they were doing
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you're on thin mice buddy. get off of them
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collecting these
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Demi: *break dancing* You think I ain't fucked a mannequin before
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"one and done" without context
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he’s allergic to doing things without them being over the top. perfect.
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