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I'm as surprised as you are
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Wynton, 26, He/They. I make things, if that's what you wanna call it.
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Strikers peach and Rosalina
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Anyone want to give me $100k so I can quit my job with nothing else lined up
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getting a little sick of the Italian accent joke
That's okay
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they’re so gender I love them
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wow, your pussy is the [remembering I'm in an airport] THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN TEN MINUTES
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT EXISTS
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Wendy's Car Interiors is real, never let anyone tell you otherwise
"I don't suppose you've found any of my signs in your travels?"
Hi Wendy! Nice to meet you, big fan. I heard about the donuts thing! I'm sorry Yoshi's Corporate didn't reach out to you for your recipe, I feel like it's the least they could do. I haven't seen anything about your detailing brand either, but I'm always on the lookout for hidden gems in MKWorld. I do however, have these two stickers. They show up right before Roy's stickers in the collection, and feature your ribbon. Hoping to find more of your stuff soon.
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𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊 ♡
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Why does Katie Marovitch always give the vibe that she's never slept in her life
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One and Done (Game Changer S7E6) but there’s no context
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bonus: a happy ending
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guys blow this post up so i can buy my girlfriend a switch 2
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Topless lego night
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you're on thin mice buddy. get off of them
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collecting these
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Demi: *break dancing* You think I ain't fucked a mannequin before
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"one and done" without context
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he’s allergic to doing things without them being over the top. perfect.
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