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Somehow my questionable obsession with autumn males and fire play turned out to be the healthiest and least problematic kink in this fandom.

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if given the chance i'd give eris vanserra a minimum of a hundred kisses. i said what i said.

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I just imagined the bat boys in Traditional Indian attire and;

HOLY SHIT.

I just melted.

What I would do to see Azriel like this.

Cassian wearing this, WHEW.

Rhys, Our Dear High Lord, he would definitely be cocky wearing this.

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Lucien and Elain

I’m actually so excited about this one because a WIP i posted of this led to @highfaelucien actually writing a fanfic??? That is the first time something like that happened, thanks so much!

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I opened my mouth, but a gag of fire shoved its way between my lips. It didn’t burn, but was hot enough to tell me it would if Eris willed it. Equal bands of flame wrapped around my wrists, my ankles. My throat.

I love how feyre is going through it in this scene and yet all the entire fandom could focus on was Eris's bdsm potential

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Eris “Believe what you want about me” Vanserra. My lord, I believe you are sexy as fuck

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okay but imagine being high lady of the autumn court eris would treat you like a fucking queen, anything you wanted you had it within minutes. 

he would treat you so good nnnn

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people who write eris x reader i love you so much you are the reason i keep going

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as a 5’0 person who imagines eris as like 6’3, im in love

helloooo Bamb! May I request a short!reader x Eris 🥹🧡 fluff or anything would be great. My 5’ foot ass needs mr. Vanserra.

eris vanserra x short reader <3

🧡 eris really loves your height! he thinks you are cute and adorable.

🧡 he really likes the fact that he towers over you, eris is quite tall himself and loves the way you have to look up at him. it kinda strokes his ego :))

🧡 will defend you always. he sometimes worries that someone will try and harm you because of your size, so he will teach you some basic self-defense... just in case!

🧡 eris will pick you up all the time he loves being able to look into your eyes and have your arms be wrapped around his neck. also likes to do other things in that position with you ;)

🧡 wraps his body around yours while you two cuddles. he loves feeling like he is keeping you safe in his arms

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smthn abt this damn— this is the eris i imagine

quickie with eris

“hush now, darling. we don’t want the whole court to hear you now, do we?” eris whispered gently before affectionately tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

you nodded your head in agreement to stay quiet as his hips softly continued to roll inside of you.

“fuck, you feel good.” he hissed under his breath, sinfully leaning his head back in pleasure.

your cunt wrapped around him so sweetly, hugging his cock close and pulling him in farther with each trust.

“want more, pretty one?”

you nodded in reply.

“gonna have to stay quite then. i wouldn’t want anyone to find us here.”

the tight closet was a ideal place to have sex with your mate before a important matter, but it was your only chance to squeeze one in before the high lord meeting at the summer court. the heat had gotten you all hot and bothered once you both stepped foot outside, the sight of sweat prickling on your high lord’s face, and his hair slicked back from walking around with you made your legs shake with want— oddly enough.

you whined as the head of his cock pushed itself in deeper, making your greedy pussy take more of his sizable length.

“i know, sweet heart. it just feels so good doesn’t it?”

“y-yes.”

he smirked in satisfaction, watching your legs struggle to stay put on the ground without collapsing. the thought of you accidentally failing to catch yourself on the hard marble made his heart swell with pity. his arms reached around your clothed torso covering in fine red laces and pulled you flush against his chest. his strong arms lifted you off of the ground ever so slightly to support your body with his.

“here, my dear, let me hold you. i can’t have you falling over and ruining that pretty dress i bought you as you cum.”

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oopsies we know where my loyalties lie 🫢

You didn't think I was only going to post one did you 😎.... This mummy AU Gwynriel commissioned by @Taylor and artist @rutisfree is perfection

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Characters belong to Sarah J Maas

Just look at the beauty that is Gwyneth Berdara and her Booty 😍... Azriel looking dapper as usual.

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azriel could pull off eyeliner

rhys could pull off corsets

cass could pull off crop tops

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I’ll always say that romance in fantasy is way superior to contemporary settings cuz like it just hits dif yk? like if the dark morally gray prince/lord tells his love interest that he’ll burn the world if anything happens to her YOU KNOW he’ll DELIVER if provoked. Now, what’s bradley from the football team gonna do to deliver huh? Burn the whole campus with his vape and nicotine addiction??? Like come on now??

or like If the fae warrior says he’s gonna hunt down anyone that hurts FL you just know he’s gonna literally slay a person but like what’s Bob from the office gonna do to hunt down their enemies?? Like file a complaint to hr?? Alright….?? 

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listen to this and picture cassian showing all the Valkyries how it’s done. getting lost in the movements. hair tied up but some has come loose. panting, sweating, shirtless. perfect movements as he swipes and twists. cutting across in exact arcs. spinning on his heel, a sword in both hands as he works, focus in his eye like he’s on a battlefield not a training ring. ducking and weaving and showing such power, siphons blazing a little brighter as he goes.

now listen to this one and imagine cassian and rhys fighting in the dirt. adrenaline and tension and stress as cassian helps rhys get through a little of that mating bond frenzy he never got to indulge in with feyre. all the illyrians flying above in the sky, az leaning on the side of the wall watching, just in cass needs him. growling and punching and grunting.

now think about azriel and cassian sparring. when the music is fast they’re using their swords, flipping between the blades to switch them like that knife scene from TWS. the slow is them circling one another, panting and reevaluating. it’s azriel smirking as he assesses cassian, and cassian watching azriel’s shadows for his tells, for his next move. it’s sweat and bare skin and dust and the class of steel.

anyways, you’re welcome.

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i’m in love w this kind of style

I don't know who this is, but seems to be enjoying it

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this is the ONLY one that looks like how i picture him

Eris Vanserra - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Artist: @courtmakes_art

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if i see henry cavill fancast for one more fucking booktok role I’m gonna lose it