honey-clementine

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girl you've been running through my mind all day

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SBC chapters are named after songs! this one works two ways, so take your pick :)

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a vodka and some warrior cats on the patio this afternoon

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“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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Belted Kingfisher I know you don’t care but you mean everything to me girl

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

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if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now