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i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid
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Crookshanks being an unpaid intern for Sirius Black is my favorite thing about Prisoner of Azkaban. He had that cat running ERRANDS. Ordering the Firebolt for Harry, stealing Neville's list of passwords. Crookshanks was Booked and Busy
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at the core of my being i'm a girl that loves sitting on the balcony
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being a person in your 20s is like being 40 and being 16 at the same time. i am simultaneously too old and too young for this shit
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honestly the human brain is so small that you *will* forget how much beauty there is out there to experience unless you leave your house every three days. ik its fucked up but i promise its true
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sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.
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i was looking for special cat feeders because ours are gluttons who gorge themselves and i found this one...device:

this sounded fun so i checked the comments and...
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life is good again (ordered something online)
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Alberto: * puts pride flag up in the tower*
Luca: what does it mean?
Alberto: it’s the Italian flag 😌
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