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in February this post will be six years old 😭

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BELLE
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Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age
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I told y’all that Disney would step it up while making Frozen 2 if the original which was in development/production Hell and somehow still released made them this much money but y’all said that they’d just make a film the quality of the shorts
Well look at that damn trailer
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I leave for ONE year
And come back to this garbage
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You see this? This is why we can’t have nice things in any kind of fandom. This kind of entitled behavior is what makes tumblr a laughing stock. Full stop.
So maybe your idea didn’t come true and therefor the sequels a bad movie? A sequel can’t please all fans. Yeah maybe the sequel isn’t perfect, but like how many times have sequels been better than the first movie? Mulan 2 isn’t a mater piece, but it’s still enjoyable if you don’t take it to seriously and keep comparing it to the first one. 2/10 times can sequel top the first one and that proves with how to train your dragon 2 and Deadpool 2. But 8/10 times nowadays can sequels be enjoyable.
((Yawn, anon, Vanellope is a little shit in the movie. I don’t like her, I don’t have to like her, and you filled my inbox with so much shit that it’s only making me laugh harder at how badly written this movie is and YOU.
Acting like this isn’t really changing my opinion on her or the movie so what are you really trying to prove….
Other than you don’t know what the submission button is and think that anon spamming me with notes is the smart thing?
Oh, and by the way the Choose Your Own Adventure does Vanellope and everyone else right as well. I am happy and I don’t even have to see the movie to be so. I’ve found my little slice of heaven soooo….what are you trying to prove again?))
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The girl hitting him is wearing a Vanellope shirt this is a blessed image
About me
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Do you know what I’ve been thinking a lot about?
Edna Mode.
Do you know what I’ve been specifically thinking about?
What she tells Bob in the new Olympics teaser for The Incredibles 2 (link: x).
“Done properly, parenting is a heroic act. Done. Properly.”
That’s…oddly specific there, Edna. I mean, okay, everyone has their idioms about parenting and families but no, we all know Edna’s dramatic af but those words had weight behind them. She wasn’t just talking about Bob taking care of Jack-Jack. She was alluding to something else.
But what could she have possibly been alluding to?
I mean the Parrs were the only Super family that had children…right? I mean, I guess it’s possible to know people other than Supers but…
Hang on.
No…god…no…
There was another kid who was a superhero.
Remember?
She was just a teenager when she died. Due to her cape. On a suit that was made by Edna herself.
But where did Stratogale even come from? I mean I guess we could come up with potential parents from the large behind-the-scenes superhero database but…we could also create a horrendously dark theory…and I think you all know which one I’m leaning towards.
Done properly, parenting is a heroic act. Done. Properly.
But what if you don’t do it properly? What if you’re a Super and your daughter is a Super? And your daughter wants to fight crime? And like a fool, you let her? You even make her her own costume? As a result, she dies, and the government becomes so freaked out that they make it illegal for Supers to have children? And years later, Bob and Helen have to do their best to hide their children and their children’s powers? But not only that, Bob and Helen are both terrified at the thought of their children going into battle because they both know what could happen, having seen the unthinkable happen to a family friend? But you know, you know children and you know that they’re going to join the battle anyway and so you do everything within your power to make sure that they’re better prepared than—than—you do everything within your power to make sure that they’re prepared, to make sure that their suits will save them, not hinder them? Unlike—
And when Bob comes to your door in the middle of the night, because of course he comes to your door, you’re the one who would know, you offer him the cold advice: Done properly, parenting can be a heroic act. Done. Properly.
And that’s all you’re going to say on the matter.
After all—you never look back.
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This reminds me of all the times people who hated Frozen went frame by frame to find animation errors
You know, I told myself I’d never post su critical again after all the hate I got from fans over the moon base orb post, but I couldn’t help myself, I had to break down why this joke doesn’t work
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“I want a plus-sized princess!”

“I want a princess who can’t sing!”

“I want a princess who can fight!”
“I want a non-traditional princess!”

In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.
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Also I’m bummed that random Catrina wasn’t in the story more she was really sweet for the whole 30 seconds she was in the movie
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Just got done watching Coco
Holy shit I will fight anyone who says this is a Book of Life ripoff
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Remember when this site showed its ignorance by comparing La Muerte, a main character from the Book of Life, to the random background Catrina in Coco and proceeded to lose it’s shit because apparently no one has ever seen that one iconic Diego Rivera painting of a skeleton in a big hat and dress.
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