honeybee-bard
honeybee-bard
tadpole fuckery
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Bee, they/them, 26. Someday I might stop hyperfixating on BG3 but today is not that day.
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honeybee-bard · 5 days ago
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Gale’s presence as a companion will never not be the funniest thing to me. because while everyone else are kind of just acquaintances who decided to tag along, your relationship with Gale from the get go is a very friendly accidental mutual hostage situation.
he can’t leave because he needs you to help him find artifacts so he doesn’t literally explode and die. you need to help him find artifacts so he doesn’t literally explode and kill you. narratively, you also can’t let him leave because if he leaves he’s almost guaranteed to die anyway, which still might kill you.
in that situation you are both:
- hostage negotiator
- hostage
and the guy you’re negotiating with is:
- the bomb, and
- terribly sorry about the inconvenience.
it’s also quite funny to me because obviously the game lets you let him leave the party for freedom of choice, but it makes no sense for any PC with an ounce of survival instinct to let him go lmao. even if you hate that wizard, keeping an eye on and managing the walking nuke is a much better plan than letting it go off somewhere random and potentially kill you in the process, (especially when Gale very clearly implies he probably will not survive long). just kind of a comically balanced decision in hindsight.
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honeybee-bard · 5 days ago
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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honeybee-bard · 6 days ago
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many on here need to be learning this lesson
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honeybee-bard · 6 days ago
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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.
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honeybee-bard · 6 days ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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honeybee-bard · 6 days ago
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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honeybee-bard · 6 days ago
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honeybee-bard · 6 days ago
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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honeybee-bard · 7 days ago
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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue
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honeybee-bard · 7 days ago
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honeybee-bard · 7 days ago
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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary
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honeybee-bard · 7 days ago
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honeybee-bard · 7 days ago
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honeybee-bard · 7 days ago
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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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honeybee-bard · 9 days ago
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honeybee-bard · 9 days ago
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honeybee-bard · 9 days ago
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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