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Situationship blorbo…. The blorbo who isn’t quite a selfship but you’ve shared a few too many steamy kisses or hookups in your mind to ignore them whenever they crop up…. a crush even 🤭

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problematic XP gap relationship

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in another universe your f/o selfships with you

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being in a self shipping community generally instead of like a selfship community for a specific fandom is really weird because we’re all talking about the same thing but we’re not. we could talking about our little fictional partners or whatever planning little double dates blah blah blah and then oomf could drop “well it’s sorta complicated after the time vortex” and its like time vortex? your man was in a time vortex? who put your man in a time vortex? is he. is he good or like

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

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blood, gore and men moaning

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mutuals seeing me post about The Character again

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thinking about being manhandled onto a fave’s lap and their cock wearing nothing but stockings and a lacy slip btw

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i do believe in the power of a fat hairy ass

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I am very tired and I want to be held by someone who loves me

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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"I can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

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That old man should be grunting and sweating on top of me right now what the fuck

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Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

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vampires, more often than not, would enjoy someone on their period. I’m not having this discussion if you cannot fathom it