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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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i love interview with the vampire

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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theres so many lines in asteroid city that feel kinda clunky or transition weird and repeat phrases or use a word twice in a sentence almost like when you write a script without hearing it read out loud to see if it sounds natural

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Getting into Wes Anderson and don’t know what to watch? Refer to this handy dandy flow chart I made.

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that was not me, that was my evil twin brother, franz hermann

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Lets be carried by mama

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baby boy

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YES I draw galex yuri👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏻💅👡

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little oscar showing u his art

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reminder that whilst yet another premiere of the F1 movie hits the world with its misogynistic representation, today June 23rd we celebrate the International Women in Engineering Day🤍

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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Ferrari and they said “we are checking”

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I don’t think they wanted to be painted

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saw one inside today 👍

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I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes