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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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Guys he abandoned me idk what to do 😔😔😭😭😭😢😢💔💔💔💔 (he has company over) (it might last a couple hours at most) (i knew about this all week) (its genuinely not that deep)

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What the fuck is morute and why is it on my dash

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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I wish we could abandon all responsibilities and just baby and take care of each other forever and live in our cozy little apartment with all of our pets that would maim each other in any other context but somehow get along perfectly and all the bills miraculously pay themselves and all of our favorite foods are always in the kitchen no matter what and its quiet and peaceful and we're finally free but idk thats just me

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you can be a guy in a dress even if you were born a girl btw. "guy in a dress" is a state of mind

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ig angel.stains

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late 2000s & early 2010s regression >>

i'm sorry this is SO violently usamerican hehe but these things make me nostalgic

✨ dumb ways to die, the duck song, what does the fox say, annoying orange, salad fingers, llamas with hats, charlie the unicorn

✨ diary of a wimpy kid, dork diaries, james patterson middle-grade books, divergent, the hunger games, goosebumps

✨ lunchables, capri suns, fruit by the foot, cheez-it gripz, hawaiian punch

✨ vine, musical.ly, pou, flappy bird, cut the rope, where's my water

✨ claire's and justice / limited too

✨ jessie, a.n.t. farm, good luck charlie, liv and maddie, phineas and ferb, fairly oddparents

✨early one direction, taylor swift, selena gomez, ariana grande, justin bieber, katy perry, bruno mars

✨ instagram with the original app icon!!

✨ tiger beat, astro girl, quizfest, j-14

✨ silly bandz, zhu zhu pets, rainbow loom, littlest pet shop, squinkies, american girl dolls

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Full list of things that i know my lovely boyfriend simps for as of now

Me

Captain Dog from Peppa Pig

A piece of plastic

The quadratic formula

Math in general

Strong fictional women

Real life people who "look submissive and breedable" (me apparently)

One of our high school english teachers

Gil from Finding Nemo

Crush from Finding Nemo

Nick Wilde from Zootopia

All of the Cars characters

Real life cars

Things @m4rshm3llowz has simped for today

Captain Dog from Peppa Pig

An amazon package

The piece of plastic that was in the amazon package

The quadratic formula

Strong fictional women (understandable)

Real life people who "look submissive and breedable" (specifically talking about me)

Somebody help him

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being a gross kid regressor ~because children can be gross and that's normal~

Shoving a crayon/small object up your nose

spending hours playing in the dirt

wanting to show your caregiver all the cool worms and bugs you found but they think they're gross

"cool, is that thing dead!?!?!?"

your caregiver telling you to wash your hands every 10 minutes because you touched something gross without realising it

Saying poo, pee, toilet or another word like it and thinking it's the funniest thing ever

"[CG] COME LOOK AT THIS POOP I MADE!!!"

just getting your spit over everything

your hands are just always sticky

someone needing to stop you from picking your nose, and then you vehemently deny the allegation you were gonna eat it (you would have)

"oh my god that smells horrible" *goes to smell it again*

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me: ok im trying to design a fantasy creature and i want it to have a long dragon-like body and lil claws but with a more cat-like head and mamallian features. this sounds like a distinct combination to me.

me, after drawing it: . this is a ferret.

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Things @m4rshm3llowz has simped for today

Captain Dog from Peppa Pig

An amazon package

The piece of plastic that was in the amazon package

The quadratic formula

Strong fictional women (understandable)

Real life people who "look submissive and breedable" (specifically talking about me)

Somebody help him

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Rahhhh my starrrr <3

Hehehehehehe he sooo pretttyyy

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Hehehehehehe he sooo pretttyyy

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Guys my boyfriend is being mean to me 😔/lh

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing