meirl
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me + you
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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
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I’m just being mean at this point but this is making me loose my mind
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on the meteor:
sollux: how are you guy2 even able two remaiin 2ane here? iit'2 2o boriing.
terezi: 1F YOU L34RN TO M4K3 TH3 MOST OF TH3 L1TTL3 THINGS 1T C4N B3… T3R-3AZY!!!
feferi: You just )(ave to find anyfin t)(at )(elps you. Most of t)(e answers aren’t even t)(at Fe-FAR-i away!!!
nepeta: :33 < also if something bothers you you can just say NOPE-eta and walk away
vriska, standing next to the door with a disgusted face: ……..I’m going to VRIS-KILL myself now, 8ye.
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New Sitcom Idea
A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.
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I’m cyberbullying nintendeals on Twitter for helping cops
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