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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there
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This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”
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the old cistern beneath the flood control system
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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time
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my unrelated lesbians in the girl beast universe
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Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.
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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
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The Wrong Turn
Guess who's back here? I had a bumpy ride but I made it eventually.
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**giving you bad dick** yeah you dislike that bitch?
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anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

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*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
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terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”
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