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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Shaped like a friend

Matt seems like the sweetest of lean mean luggage carrying machines! Art blog: questionartbox

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Character Flaws

Bold the ones that apply to your character. Italicize the ones that somewhat apply.

absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | aimless | alcoholic | anxious | arrogant | audacious | bad liar | bigmouth | bigot | blindly obedient | blunt | callous | childish | chronic heroism | clingy | clumsy | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cowardly | cruel | cynical | delinquent | delusional | dependent | depressed | deranged | disloyal | ditzy | egotistical | envious | erratic | fickle | finicky | flaky | frail | fraudulent | guilt complex | gloomy | gluttonous | gossiper | gruff | gullible | hedonistic | humorless | hypochondriac | hypocritical | idealist | idiotic | ignorant | immature | impatient | incompetent | indecisive | insecure | insensitive | lazy | lewd | liar | lustful | manipulative | masochistic | meddlesome | melodramatic | money-loving | moody | naive | nervous | nosy | ornery | overprotective | overly sensitive | paranoid | passive-aggressive | perfectionist | pessimist | petty | power-hungry | proud | pushover | reckless | reclusive | remorseless | rigorous | sadistic | sarcastic | senile | selfish | self-martyr | shallow | sociopathic | sore loser | spineless | spiteful | spoiled | stubborn | tactless | temperamental | timid | tone-deaf | traitorous | unathletic | ungracious | unlucky | unsophisticated | untrustworthy | vain | withdrawn | workaholic

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"Kiss my ass!"

@intothemines​ – — SHOUT AT MY MUSE                                         accepting // not accepting

------------------------------ ❝ but how can i kiss your ass from all the way up here on my level? ❞she emits a pleased shriek - laugh, the kind only made when truly, undeniably exhilarated. it’s chilly, a frost cold enough to send one retreating into one’s burberry coat, hands hugged close to the torso, but not cold enough to bite. they walk on the abandoned football field, vacant due to the late hour ( her iphone displayed nearly 2 am ). smells that usually reminded her of sweat and disgusting stadium food left with the crowd, and now all that remains is the smell of mown grass with just a hint of rubber. maybe if it were always like this, she would have come to a few more of matt’s games.

                                        emily can’t quite recall what drove them to return to their alma mater, much less why they were wandering the football grounds, as if they had any real nostalgia to attribute to the scenery. and – honestly, she doesn’t quite care. something about the space makes her both contemplative and giddy. 

                                       bursting forward, she BOUNDS across the field for a few paces and takes a simple pleasure in how her scarf billows behind her. as she turns back around to face jess, walking backwards so that she can look at her companion, emily delivers a wicked smile.

                                     ❝ give up the ghost, bitch. NO WAY you’re gonna get this good. ❞

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Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

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@intothemines​ – — cont’d from HERE

             ❝ MY LIFE hangs on my high school reputation?? just what the fuck                 about my 4.0 gpa and my overflowing drawer stuffed with college                 acceptance letters says that? why don’t you ask that homecoming                  crown who’s fucking useless outside of highschool? just try not to                  get distracted by the sparkles. — go ahead, ask all of the numbskulls                 here what they think about me, see if i give a flying fuck. i know i’m                 goddamn better. because i spend EVERY second of EVERY day                 ensuring that i am. ❞

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like for a short lil mini starter ey

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– — okay friends. not super sure how to say this so i’m gonna jump right on in.

        as you all have probably noticed, i’ve been rather absent on this and all of my other rp accounts content wise. i love coming on a messing around with everyone ooc and catching up with all of my friends ( because i truly do see all of you as my friends ). you all have been incredible, messing around with me, cheering me up when i needed it, listening to my nonsense. i truly appreciate it. 

        but as much as i’ve tried to force myself, i’ve begun to question my part in the rp world. school is coming up, and the way things are going, i’m concerned that i’ll become too reliant on this and my other blogs and neglect my studying. in addition, i’m not sure how many of you outside close handful of friends WANT me here. and please, this is NOT an excuse for you to shower me in compliments. it’s just how i’m feeling right now. 

        i’m not deleting or archiving this blog, and i’m not going on hiatus. who knows, i may be on tomorrow or two days from now. if you want to reach me, you can message me on here or ask for my skype which i am more likely to be on consistently. i guess, if anything, this is announcement that i’m switching to a LOW ACTIVITY blog. i’m really sorry. i just feel like i can’t keep up with everyone and their quality. this is supposed to be something you do for fun to blow off steam and not a responsibility or a blog. nevertheless, i still love every single one of you chickens. stay golden my lovelies.

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“She really knows what she wants, and she manages to get that from whomever it is, whether it be Matt or Mike. Y’know, she’s really driven, and I can definitely relate to that.”

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@dawnsavior​  – — ❤‘d this post for a starter

             ❝ micheal, i guarantee that if you keep looking at other                 girl’s asses while i’m with you, you will NEVER get to                 touch mine again. ❞

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@intothemines​  – — ❤‘d this post for a starter

            ❝ NUH - UH. take that monstrosity off of your body.                it does nothing for that rockin’ figure you’ve got.                and orange? NOT your color. ❞

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Shit the squad has said sentence meme

courtesy of tumblr users @intothemines​ @thirtylcve​ @tcrmental​ @wcndigos​ and yours truly, @ofshctguns​

‟ I’m making a talking mouth out of my hot tamales box. ”

‟ Slay that butterfly filter. ”

‟ Get your frosty and get out, Helen. ”

‟ You made me cry. ”

‟ Eat my entire ass, ______. ”

‟ You’re staring at my monkey, yeah. ”

‟ Y’all are gonna be disappointed in my meme ass. ”

‟ It is a nonstop parade of nonsense from me. ”

‟ Then come join the squad, buttmunch. ”

‟ I am so fucking lit right now I was ready to make peace flower crowns but now I demand fire.”

‟ I need alcohol. ”

‟ My anger keeps me warm at night. ”

‟ I quite honestly have no words right now. ”

‟ Get them opera binoculars out. ”

‟ Execute me on sight. ”

‟ I’m literally incapable of saying sorry. ”

‟ This is like an awkward dinner party where you know someone killed someone but you aint gonna say anything.”

‟ I just ran into a fucking wall. ”

‟ Oh my god, even my soul is hungover. ”

‟ She was sitting in a bathtub drinking chardonnay. ”

‟ Her heart holds the key to the pants you buttmunch. ”

‟ We aren’t all talented like you Rebecca. ”

‟ I am sipping on my red wine and judging. ”

‟ That burp was so loud I think your soul just left your body. ”

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game grumps ask meme (pt 2)

“Your mouth is saying those words but your eyes say bullshit.”

“Those coins are probably worth tons of coins.”

“UM. EXCUSE ME. Those arms look like hugging machines!”

“Hopefully these paper-thin bushes will protect me from cop bullets.”

“What’s up you salty sailors?”

“Don’t give me your fucking alliteration.”

“Oh, you feel them. You can feel a seething hatred and I can sense it.”

“And I know I love it because I do it. Wait.”

“These weird looking fish have been showing up lately were about to eat me.”

“At age 6, I was born without a face.”

“First of all, I think he’s got a very nice ass.”

“Haven’t you ever heard Cheese Nipples by The Fruit Barfs?”

“Oh just lick my ass.”

“There’s two things I don’t make fun of people for… music and their laugh.”

“I’m super excited about failure.”

“I’m glad I get to give this guy a hand job everyday!”

“My plan, it worked.”

“We had that in the bag. And you grabbed ANOTHER FUCKING RHOMBUS.”

“I love video games, and they’re fun, but this one isn’t.”

“I’m a poet and fuck you.”

“I’m not in a position to come at anyone, bro.”

“I was this close to lining up my knuckles and punching you square in the groont.”

“Practice is for the weak!”

“Five coins in the bank, invested in stocks. Apple. Gotta get it early!”

“Okay. Okay. Alright BOUNCY BOX.”

“I’m gonna take him out back, and give him some chocolates.”

“Oh, you’re talking about your penis.”

“Every minute of this I just get harder and harder.”

“Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family.”

“It’s probably the wrong one but bear with me, I’m an idiot.”

“I wish you were fast.”

“Alright, uh, aliens dude. This concludes our service please come up for the crackers.”

“You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010.”

”I mean I can’t tell you the specifics because it involves tradingyourlifeforces.”

“I’m glad we came to that conclusion. Separately. From each other.”

“Pussy built this place and pussy will tear it down!”

“I have a specific set of skills… and they all involve masturbating.”

“Yeah go on, tell me how you would have sex with the cat.”

“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”

“This game looks like it should be in black and white and in French.”

“The Bananas has gone bad!”

“Come on computer, use your thinky bits!”

“Folks, strap on your butts ‘cuz we’re goin’ in!”

“I could totally stab someone to death or something.”

“620 blaze it.”

“I’m like… low to moderately scared someone will steal my kidneys.”

“This game is a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game.”

“WHAT KIND OF PIKACHU IS THAT?!”

“Siri, how many boobs does a fox have?”

“Truly the game of life is about money and bitches.”

“Let’s have some hot duck action.”

“It’s not murder, it’s for science.”

“Ya’ know aesthetically, this game is just above a piece of shit.”

“All of this time used for playing this game could have been used for smoking heroin.”

“That five seconds is all I need to punch myself repeatedly in the face.”

“Welcome back, I’m your toast with the most!”

“I just like to start shit.”

“This experience is really teaching me alot about what being bread is all about.”

“I sure hope talent is sexually transmitted for when we make love later.”

“Hold on I am clearing my google search term of ‘echidna penis’ and replacing it with ‘Bowie pressure lyrics.’”

“That’s how you help things, funnels of death.”

“First of all, language. Second of all, FUCK!”

“That’s when I get twice as high, at 8:40 at night. That’s for the professionals only.”

“There was no Twitter. It was 1980.”

“I wish my whole body was a party.”

“I could see them doing a Peanuts anime.”

“The rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?”

“What am I? Some kind of guy who doesn’t read tutorials or anything?”

“You have mastered the code of chivalry. Take your complimentary fedora.”

“A dump smells better than I do.”

“Can we form a new band where we just do, like, pop-punk…but we only dress up as the King of the Cosmos from Katamari?”

“"I would never joke about not being your friend.”

“Do you gain pleasure from the suffering of others?”

“We always finish games, except when we don’t.”

“…I’m just going to say lots of 1994 shit.”

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Random Starters

“I don’t love you. I don’t even want you. Just because you have feelings for me doesn’t mean I’m obligated to return them. Stop.“ 

“I actually prefer it when he’s threatening. It means he isn’t doing.”

“What would you do if I kissed you?”

“I will slap you with a fish.”

“You know, I can’t decide if I want to strangle you or tear all your clothes off right now.”

“I don’t know how to say this gently, so I’ll just be blunt. Would you mind if I dated your sister?”

“Infinity scares me. It never used to, but now I’m scared of not knowing what’s coming. I’m scared of the pain that comes with not being able to die.”

“Would it make you feel better if I put my underwear on my head and declared myself invincible before I shot you?”

“Kiss me, fucker.”

“You know, I was going to do this gently. But this is so much easier.”

“There are so many ways to hurt people in this world. My favorite is the spork.”

“Please don’t make me get a restraining order, okay? Just stay gone." 

"You know, I didn’t ask for this. I always wanted to become the hero, but fate had other plans.”

“I’m not leaving. You are. You’re at my house.”

“Men need monsters. They help them remember why they love sunlight and why to keep a stake at hand.” 

“You’re young enough to be my illegitimate teenage son! We can’t keep doing this…”

“You know what this situation needs? Alcohol and fire. Lots of fire.” 

“ If I cut out your tongue will you promise to shut up?“

"Can you hear that? That is the sound of my knife going through your gut." 

"I’m not a criminal, I just like to do illegal things! It’s not a career, it’s a hobby." 

“You remind me of a dog I once had. It bit me.”

“Are you ready to earn your happy ending?”

“This your first time drowning?”

“This is better than the time I had that kid convinced I was his father!“

"Don’t blink, or you’ll die in the dark.”

“Cry for me. I do love the taste of your tears.”

“You should relax. The knife goes in so much easier.”

“Before you kill me at least explain why you did this?”

“Did you really think that shooting me in the gut and tossing me over a waterfall would kill me?”

“Go ahead. Kill me. Then you’ll be on my level.”

“ Now you will see just how totally, completely, and terrifyingly lucid I am.”

“And what have we learnt today?" 

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@badassnerdchris​  – — ❤‘d this post for a starter

            ❝ kay, i know this whole dad joke, DORKY thing is your                 vibe, but if you make one more pun, i will be forced to                push you in front of a moving car. ❞

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@traumatizc​  – —  ❤ ‘d this for a starter

         ❝ maybe they didn’t mean NERD in the bitchy way.             maybe they meant the kind of quirky nerds that are             into harry potter and walk around in men’s underwear. ❞