honourablefool
honourablefool
half-tipsy with the wonder of being alive
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early 20s|he/they|local trainwreck Art is #j.arts original text posts are #j.speak Selfies are #j.face
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honourablefool · 8 hours ago
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Text: decoupling pregnancy from femininity means accurate and more inclusive language and treatment, but it also allows cis women to refuse motherhood without refusing womanhood, which is great for feminism and terrifying for misogyny.
–THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. As a sterile cis woman who doesn’t want to have children anyway I feel this is every ounce of my being. “Define woman” types tend to do so in a way that excludes me too, so I got to stand with my trans sisters.
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Conceptual art furniture by Ai Weiwei at Seattle Art Museum, 2025
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i love the serpent snails so much theyre so cutes
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honourablefool · 8 hours ago
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The the hardtack was a failure.
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So today we're trying with some cake flour I found in the cabinet. It's super fine stuff and I have extra time right now, so I'm thinking I'll bake at 300 F instead of 350 F for like 3 hours. Mom and dad have a stomach bug so we're also making a great big pot of soup. They should go nicely together, especially since theyre sick and can't stomach bunch besides super plain foods.
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honourablefool · 8 hours ago
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Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this
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honourablefool · 9 hours ago
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I have a new favorite word
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honourablefool · 9 hours ago
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ground control to crazy frog
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honourablefool · 9 hours ago
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what im learning from my ''potentially traumatic event that didnt traumatize you'' post is that everybody in the world has a story about almost drowning. hell personally i've got four of em. youd think this would make people want to go in water less but no. human beings love their wet and cannot be stopped.
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honourablefool · 10 hours ago
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honourablefool · 13 hours ago
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honourablefool · 13 hours ago
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Some are born perverts, some achieve perversion, and some have perverts thrust inside them
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honourablefool · 13 hours ago
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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
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honourablefool · 14 hours ago
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honourablefool · 14 hours ago
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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
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Rest in peace to a legend
Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.
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“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer
Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.
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