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Shit my wife has said to the cat, part 7

- No, I love you, I really do. I know that you’re a remarkable cat, capable of great acts of evil.

- Look up there in the stars! You belong there! We’ll send you up there, but you’ll die because there’s no air.

- You’re an uncommon thug, but you still get house arrest between the hours of 8 and 8.

- Hearken the wayfarer from the North! He brings news of the black spring! ‘Twas a long winter, yet to break. NOOOOooooo stop playing with my nose tissue, wayfarer!

- This is objectively ridiculous, Miss Kitty. And if I were in the right state of mind I’d be laughing. But I’m not. Because you’re not fucking funny.

- You’re so lucky she loves you. I have to do things like pay the rent. You get to lay down and get a ‘good boy!’

- You ain’t the sharpest drawer. I mean the sharpest knife. In the drawer. I mean you’re not the sharpest – I wouldn’t want a sharp drawer! I need…. I need to just simmer down.

- I’m going to send photos of your butt to the Russians. Then they’ll post them online and you’ll be so embarrassed.

- (watching a peaceful video of a cat canoeing with its owner) This could be us, Miss Kitty. But you’re a huge bitch.

- I’ll walk at you funny! I’m the crab of your nightmares.

- I hate your face. Goodbye.

- Someday I’m going to throw you into an industrial fan. And then I can quip, “the shit’s finally hit the fan!”

              - (to me) That is a statement of unusual violence. Please specify that I would never throw her into an industrial fan.

              - I’d throw her into a smaller fan, though. Just one that would trim her nails a little bit, give her a haircut.

- Miss Kitty, I’m going to throw you into – what was it last time? An industrial fan? – No, I’m going to throw you into a vat of boiling acid. I’m going to make you into the kitty Joker, beloved by fans and considered trite and overused by true critics.

- You’re on top of me like I’m some kind of exquisite $2 hooker.

- You’re always going to be that 6-year-old who pooped his pants, and I’m never going to let you forget that.

- You were not born to love. You were not made like a larva to grow into love. I’m basically calling you a basic bitch. You’re a basic bitch.

- I know, I know, I’m really intense right now. But you’re made of absolute shit and I love you,

- Have you ever known life without inhibition?

- You’re a frat boy. You chug catnip like beer. Like “omnom nom nom, I’m gonna cause some hazing incidents”

- I’ve got bad news for you, Miss Kitty. Your face looks like a burnt pancake.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

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Beer and convos. ♡

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Honto Yajuu teaser video edited by Aki Gotouda(roleplayer) on Facebook!

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Yup. No question.

I saw this post and I thought: ya know who else would wear that?

This dork.

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Feel free to use in your Honto Yajuu roleplay adventures!

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Tomoharu didn't really say that. 😂

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Read.

reasons why you should read honto yajuu

it has really nice art yo

almost NO yaoi hands a+++

it’s like romeo and juliet but neither of them are dumbass angsty children that want to get back at their families it’s just that the main couple is a cop and a yakuza heir

ngl lots of good steamy scenes

CONFIRMED BISEXUAL MAIN CHARACTERS

no one denies their bisexuality like none of the “oh so you’re GAY NOW AHAHA” like nope

actually legit interesting and comedic storyline

like no really the way they meet is because of an underwear stealing incident like wow

did i mention the art style is really cute cause it is

AKI’S HORRIBLE FASHION SENSE

A POLICEMAN WITH A POLICEMAN FETISH LIKE WOW

really dynamic characters/cast

super natural feeling relationship development

no one makes them seem gross for being in a same-sex relationship

IT’S JUST REALLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND HEALTHY PLEASE READ IT

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