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I  AM  GOTHAM.     //    ind.  damian  wayne.  under  co  !

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i can’t believe i still haven’t been able to find a faceclaim that has enough resources for damian ... i guess comic icons are just gonna be my thing rip

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hellsmade.

❛   —-  batman wannabe ?  what are YOU,  then ?  ❜    matt’s slow in the way he STALKS over to damian  .  ❛   put the sword away or GO HOME  .  there,  you have a choice in it,  now  .  feel better ?   ❜

a   scoff,   hands  proudly  placed  on  hips     --     ❛       tch  ..  i’m  ROBIN,  son  of  batman.   and  unless  you  want  to  try  TAKING  it  from  me,  the  sword  &  i  are  STAYING,   batman  wannabe.     ❜

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Late to this party but 

based on https://vine.co/v/eMbVnBFmlbU 

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hellsmade.

       ❛   the only swords used in this city are by the opposite side  .  so,  put it away or i’ll take it away  .   ❜

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❛     ...  HA.  if  you  think  i’m  going  to  be  taking  orders  from  anyone  --  let  alone  a  BATMAN  WANNABE,  you  must  be  a  class  A  idiot.     ❜

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❛ bless your ass out of here. ❜

❛    …   —    you  religious  people  are  FREAKS.    ❜  

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gothamhood.

               laughter tickles at his throat,  a  FEATHERED  thing  ;  just his luck,  seems like baby bird’s got his  SHARP  CLAWS  out today.          ❛   what,  i can’t just pop by ‘cause i  WANTED  to  ?  who died and made  YOU  boss,  huh  ?  ❜

❛    tt   ---    I’M  in  charge  while  my  father  is  away.    ❜       chest  puffs  out  as  arms  cross,  he  stands  firm  --  &  as  tall  as  he  possibly  can  //   a  huff  of  air.      ❛    and  unlike  him,  i  see  no  use  of  MOOCHERS.     ❜

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I  AM  GOTHAM.     //    ind.  damian  wayne.  under  co  !

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nutsaboutbirds.

   i’m starting to think you have a bad attitude  . (  a   …   battitude  .  )  anyway, it’s not really useful right now, so,  swap it up for something that’ll actually be nice to hang around  . 

❛     ...   or  maybe  i’m  just  above  your  awful  sense  of  humor.   ❜

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shit my teachers have said

sometimes going to school is worth it.

❛ okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. ❜

❛ i could go slower, but i don’t want to. ❜

❛ i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. ❜

❛ you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. ❜

❛ oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. ❜

❛ hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. ❜

❛ OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE! ❜

❛ who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. ❜

❛ what did you draw for me? ❜

❛ i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. ❜

❛ DON’T AIM FOR URANUS. ❜

❛ can you hold my gun for a second? ❜

❛ it was not my intention to shoot you. ❜

❛ you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? ❜

❛ the angle doesn’t matter, does it? ❜

❛ oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. ❜

❛ as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. ❜

❛ oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? ❜

❛ what are you—five? ❜

❛ how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? ❜

❛ congratulations, you just killed everyone. ❜

❛ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. ❜

❛ don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. ❜

❛ you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. ❜

❛ you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. ❜

*SCREAM OF TERROR*

❛ bless your ass out of here. ❜

❛ don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. ❜

❛ jesus can’t help you now. ❜

❛ i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. ❜

❛ i am done with your sarcastic attitude. ❜

❛ the only excuse for not coming is dying. ❜

❛ the only size that matters is the size of the statue. ❜

❛ i don’t get payed enough to deal with this. ❜

❛ don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. ❜

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batman & robin vol. 2  (  2011 - 2015 )

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❛    --  do  i  even  ask  why  you’re  here  ?  need  pennyworth  to  make  you  a  sandwich,  tie  your  shoe  ?   ah  !  or  maybe  you  had  another  run  in  with  a  crowbar,  hm ?  --  an  unsuccessful  attempt.  clearly.     ❜    

@gothamhood  //  starter  call.

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his patience is running  exceptionally  low,  the sound of birds singing a reminder of how early it is  &  how long the night has drawn on.  he  lives  for this, the jammed pack nights full of action that bleed into early mornings. but he’s also an eleven year old boy  --  that admittedly is  hungry.  (  pennyworth’s pancakes don’t sound too bad right now. )   so  excuse him if he’s sort of in a rush to get this over with.    ❛    don’t  make  me  ask  again,  quinn.  where  is  the  clown  ?   --   don’t  tell  me  you  ACTUALLY  think  that  buffoon  is  capable  of  loving.  he  would’ve  sold  you  out  in  a  minute.   you’re  wasting  BOTH  of  our  time.   ❜    

@bangbcng  //  starter  call.

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aaannd,  here’s  a  starter  call   !

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Damian lost a bet and he has to put on some dumbass costumes with Dick.

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the robins

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❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜

❛    be thankful it was them  &  not  me.   your  clique   deserves  far  worse.    ❜    

meme.accepting.