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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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nobody lures you into the fog anymore

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Do you ever see something that's absolutely wrong but you don't want to kill the flow of it if it's the only way a person's boat was patched. Like no that thinking is absolutely wrong however I'm not going to say anything because whatever keeps you from sinking man.

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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In other knews there's this program called the dictionary project that is worldwide. It helps get dictionaries to kids everywhere with donations. If you know a kid, know a school, have ever seen a school. Please recommend someone please tell everyone you know. Get more books and not just books dictionaries into students hands. I understand your unwillingness 'hoodie there's enough phones out there we don't need dictionaries' it gives kids stability of language it helps kids understand words it helps them by being a source of information please

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If I perish and my name fades please let memory remind people to buy or let kids be around books. In any way let the kids reach for words and numbers and pictures and diagrams and charts and lists.

If I make anything different in this world I will go out handing books to kids. If it's the last thing I'll do the children will read. And not just read, write. Create their own worlds. Draw. Be artists. Learn and enjoy God's world.

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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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Bug 182 be like:

🎸🦗 🎶 🥁🐜

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🎶All the🎶

🎶Crawl things🎶

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OH I JUST REALISED I HAD SOY THATS WHY IM HELLSCAPE WORLD

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

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i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

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Anything: goes wrong

Anxiety worm: actually this is 100 percent your fault and here's why if you hadn't spent a lot of money on yourself then the bra wouldn't be there and the laundry being broken wouldn't be a problem so simple solution don't buy things for yourself.

Me: how does that make any sense