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Hatake Kakashi Headcanons

All right. It's time for some of my husband's headcanons. I consider Kakashi my husband. So I have to make some headcanons for him.

Known

Birthday September 15th

Zodiac Virgo

Height 181 cm

Weight 67.5 kg

Blood type O

Hair color silver/gray

Eye color gray

Missions completed 1,141

197 D

190 C

414 B

298 A

42 S

Fighting

Jutsu: Tai and Nin

Kekkei: Sharingan

Hidden ability: Kamui

Style: Tracking/Assassination specialist

General

This man is an introvert.

Favorite colors: black, grey, green (neutral colors)

Reads Icha Icha in public

Work smarter not harder

Is late to things that aren't important

Sees KIA stone in morning

Appreciates his comrades more than he lets on

If you can't find him, he is reading or working out. Most likely reading.

If you REALLY can't find him, he is trying to hide and keep away from people.

He is straightforward and doesn't beat around the bush. Especially when it is something he likes.

Kakashi does smoke, only when extremely tired and stressed, like after a tough mission. Other than that, he won't smoke.

Will. Do. 400. Crunches. For. The. Fun. Of. It. Basically any kind of exercise for the hell of it.

His spacial awareness is insanely keen.

The moment he walks into a place or room, he already has a plan in case things go awry. He has an exit path separate from the front. He already has tabs on civilians and potential allies. On top of that, he already can sense those who have ill intent.

Plays dumb so he doesn't have to interact or get involved.

Has hyper focused on something and missed a conversation point.

Has fallen out of bed.

Has fallen asleep with his gear on. Basically face plant into his bed the moment he got home. And didn't wake up until 12 hours later to go to the bathroom.

He always throws up an aloof facade so he throws his opponents off. Acting bored or disinterested is the best way to rile up an opponent's anger, which can cause them to lose a fight.

Just the fact he shows up to something or for someone is a big deal. It means he supports them or it is important to him in a way, even if he is forced.

He gets really quiet and withdrawn when tired. Usually his book isn't even out by this point.

He gets more irritable when tired. He tries to keep his comments to himself and mouth shut.

Has massive respect for kunoichi. It isn't easy in the shinobi world and a woman has to be bad ass if they want to achieve recognition.

He is a stickler for teamwork and comradery.

He has a favorite tree he likes to sit in so he can watch over people while he reads.

He has sharp canines.

He has to stop and say hi to every cat and dog he passes. Just a quick pet and small hi.

He talks softly to the cats and dogs he greets, as if they understand him. When they meow or whine back, he will carry on a conversation with them.

Food

Favorite food Miso with Eggplant with salt boiled saury

Can cook

Likes simple meals

Doesn't like sweets

More savory food

Fish, beef, chicken, pork. In that order.

Can handle most spices.

Fast eater

Least favorite anything fried or sweet

Drinks

It is rare, but in the mornings he will have Coffee, Black

Water

Tea

Behavior

Social drinker

Bit of a lightweight

Preferred drinks are Chuhai, grapefruit flavor usually. *Picture reference*

He is a gentleman, walks ladies home at night and makes sure his drunk friends get home.

He will get cats out of trees for civilians.

He will help the elderly with groceries.

Calm, cool, collected.

He is quiet and analytic, he likes to stay in the background and unnoticed. He will step in when he feels like no one will be able to handle the situation.

He is usually reading or day dreaming.

He usually speaks tactfully. But he does say what is on his mind.

Originally, he was strict and by the book. But after Obito's death, he became carefree and prioritized team safety over success of the mission.

He is reluctant to let anyone close to him. He fears losing them.

Modest about his abilities.

Senses

He has a heightened sense of smell and hearing.

He has a sensitive chakra network, able to pick up on people around him and distinguish friend and foe by their chakra signature. (Short range)

Hygiene

Showers at night

Smells like sandalwood and timber, earthy undertone

He brushes his teeth with mint and mouthwash

He shaves every morning.

Comb? What's that? Maybe once a week or so.

Fighting Style

Kakashi uses a ton of kicks to keep opponents at bay from getting too close to him.

INSANE core strength.

Fluid movements.

Constantly adapting to the fight, changing grips and angles of attack.

Will use chakra as a last resort.

Will use Sharingan as the ultimate last resort.

Will prefer to knock out or render unable to move. Will terminate as a last resort or if opponent is known in bingo book.

Has dealt with bingo book individuals before.

He usually waits to strike.

His Anbu training takes over and he strikes fast and lethal over power.

Lots of his fighting is based off Gai.

Kakashi knows the strongest and most powerful muscles in the body are the legs, which is why he uses them.

Sleep

He tends to sleep on his back.

He will wind up on his side.

He is a light sleeper.

Has insomnia.

He does like to nap during the day. Usually in a tree or outside. But he has napped at home.

He sleeps with a kunai under his pillow.

If he can't sleep he will read.

If that doesn't work, he will go for a walk around the village.

He enjoys taking naps with his ninken.

Chakra

First chakra affinity is Lightning

Second is Earth

Can wield all elements due to sharingan

Mental

Has PTSD

Depression

Insomnia, hence naps.

DISSOCIATION

He will have night terrors to the point he will purposely walk around the village to avoid sleep.

Has scrubbed his skin to the point of bleeding so he could get the memory of blood off.

I will post more, but this is the general list I have for him.

My other list is for that when he is with my OC, Rai.

He is so precious! He has my heart! I love him so much!

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Relationship headcanons for Kakashi

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Despite his reputation for being a cold-blooded shinobi, he's actually very sweet and surprisingly shy

He does struggle with being a good partner and is very self-conscious, even doubting if your relationship has a future but doesn't say anything as he doesn't know how and doesn't want to accidentally hurt you by choosing the wrong words

You're one of the few people who knows how he looks like without his mask

He's not the type of person who'd publicly show affection

He can be distant sometimes, but he only does that because he's scared of getting too attached and doesn't know how to show emotions

On top of that, his biggest fear is losing you

Will take you for walks under the moonlight and watch the stars with you

Gets flustered when you sweet-talk to him, especially when you're out in public

Kakashi is a great listener who always seems to have a solution and words of wisdom for you

Will try his best to tend to your needs and wishes

He respects your boundaries and privacy and always asks for permission before he touches you

Kakashi always seems to know what's going on inside your head. Keeping secrets from him is almost impossible

Gai is your biggest fan and often jokingly asks Kakashi when he's gonna propose to you, something he finds quite annoying

He takes a lot of inspiration from Jiraya's books, which not always ends up being the best thing to do, but certainly causes some very funny situations

His idea of the 'ideal date' is either training, or staying home and reading

Will hide his feelings when he's feeling down so you don't worry and fuss about him. But you notice anyway and keep nagging him until he tells you what's bothering him

He greatly appreciates when you accompany him to the graveyard

His nickname for you is "Beautiful"

He doesn't say it out loud, but he loves coming home knowing that someone's there waiting for him

When you two cuddle in bed, he's almost always the big spoon

Always wants to compare your hand sizes and secretly adores how perfectly yours fit into his

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The Anbu Captain Masterlist

Pairing: Anbu Kakashi x F!Reader

Warnings: NSFW series, canon violence, unprotected penetration, nipple play, anal play, dom kink, pet play, sex toy usage, choking, spanking, biting

Chapter 1

You were headed home from the bookstore when you accidentally bump into the cold and closed off Anbu solider, Kakashi. He becomes fascinated by you and breaks into your home. (w/c 1.7k)

Chapter 2

The mysterious Kakashi pays you a visit after finally returning from his mission to use and abuse you in the best way. (w/c 1.9k)

Chapter 3

Kakashi, up to his usual mischief pays you a visit at your office where things get heated before your coworker shows up. (w/c 1.9k)

Chapter 4

You go on the date with your coworker, Akio, only for a jealous Kakashi to crash it. He not-so-gently reminds you who you belong to. (w/c 3.2k)

Chapter 5

It had been a month since Kakashi made you chose him and you are starting to doubt your decision when he once more invites himself over to your place to remind you why you gave up a healthy relationship for him. (w/c 2.7k)

Chapter 6

You wake up next to Kakashi however he hasn't forgiven you for your theatrics last night and makes sure to punish you appropriately. (w/c 2.3k)

Chapter 7

Kakashi comes home after his mission in the Hidden Stone and surprises you with a gift that he fully intends on making your regret wearing so willingly. (w/c 3.3k)

Chapter 8

Kakashi finally has a full day off and he spends it taking you on a proper date. (w/c 5.5k)

Chapter 9

After your walk of shame through the village, things get steamy while you figure out how to spend you last few hours before Kakashi's next mission. (w/c 3.3k)

Chapter 10

Kakashi has the week off before a very long mission. He makes the most of his time with you and it is the most magical week of your life. (w/c 4.6k)

Chapter 11

You fill your days while Kakashi is away on his longest mission yet. When he comes home he plays a little game with you and you discover he's been keeping a secret. (w/c 8.5k)

Chapter 12

Kakashi hesitates in battle and it has him reevaluating your relationship. Meanwhile Akio reenters the picture. (w/c 6.4k)

Chapter 13 & Epilogue

Akio reevaluates his situation with you causing you and Kakashi to have an argument. Lord Hiruzen summons him giving him unexpected news. (w/c 6.2k)

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Yandere Anbu Kakashi!

Yandere Anbu kakashi x reader

Summary: general headcanons of

Yandere Kakashi

Warning(s): yandere, manipulating/manipulative, toxic relationship, unhealthy obsession

After the death of his last two teammates you were the only one left alive. He had been recruited into the Anbu forces while you were promoted into being a Jounin. The killing and assassination was getting over his head. He sees people losing their lives in a quick second by a fatal mistake or accident. He was struck with anxiety over your well-being. We’re you safe? Who were you with? Was your new team any good? We’re they able to protect you? So many questions riddled his mind over your health.

Have you forgotten him? Left him behind? Perhaps that was for the best. He was bad luck. That much he knew and so did everyone. He was called the ‘Friend Killer‘ for a reason. Everyone around him died and it would only be a matter of time before you died by his hands too. So he did what he thought was best, he ignored you at every chance he got and shut himself in. You had to understand, everything was for the betterment of your health and future sake.

But there comes times when he can’t help but indulge in his urges. These are the times where he’s thankful for once joining the anbu corps. He gained many new skills in the stealth department, it come handy in assassination missions and tailing people. It’s a skill he uses whenever he has the off chance to see you. He follows you whenever he can, taking in a few peeks here and there and if he ever feels strikingly bold he’ll sneak in through your window and stay diligent for you. However, there comes times when he can’t hold back his primal urges. He’s a broken man inside so for the love of god please don’t push him away when he slips into bed with you.

You won’t be aloud to go anywhere without him. The thought of you being away from him with unknown people sends him into a frenzy. Don’t be alarmed when he slams his door open and races across the streets with a wild look in his face. He looks feral as he stomps around ignoring the whispers trailing behind him or the small questions his comrades try and give him. The moment he finds you he won’t care who your talking to, he’ll drag you back to his home making sure to keep you locked up with only him and you. He’ll demand questions asking why you would leave without permission especially without him.

After that fiasco he’ll come in tune with his feelings and desperate need of human contact but he’ll still keep you at arms length. He’ll hover over you making sure his presence is known. Everyone’s heard rumors about him and most know how he looks like so it isn’t a surprise when people start steering away from you whenever the both of you are walking together. Sure there comes whispers and your new teammates tend to flinch and cower under Kakashi gaze buts it’s not like you mind do you? After all he’s the last living person on Team 7. You should only care about him and that’s final.

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Yandere Academy

Kakashi!

Yandere academy Kakashi x reader

Summary: General headcanons of

Yandere Academy Kakashi

Warning: Toxic friendship, possessive, scenting, Yandere, manipulative/manipulation

As years go by and friendship progresses, the demise of his father suicide happened. It had struck grief and shame in his core, his own father brought shame into their home, forsaken the name of the Hatakes. Many people blamed his father for the start of the upcoming third shinobi war. It was during those years where his personality had taken a huge one eighty degree counter clockwise. He had prioritied missions over comrades, listing off every rule he learned in the rulebook.

He had drifted off from your friendship resulting in you befriending others to fill that empty spot. You were intoxicating to be around with, an aura that drew people in. Which is exactly what drew Óbito Uchiha into your world. Kakashi was furious and enraged when he found out. How could someone like you hang out with an untalented dead weight brat like him? Who has a silly dream of becoming hokage? Kakashi would be far much suited for that title even if he didn’t want it.

At first Kakashi would only watch from afar. Hesitant to talk to you again, after what his father has done would you willingly be his friend again? But at last Kakashi came back into your life, little by little. Crawling back quietly without a hint of suspicion. He’s defensive when it comes to you, quick to come to your aid and slip in jabs whenever Óbito comes in the picture. He possessive of you, always by your side; ready to drive those close to you away. And yet Óbito stayed no matter how hard Kakashi tried to get rid of him.

Yet with his early graduation he couldn’t be by your side as much as he wanted to. Being the apprentice of a remarkable shinobi he couldn’t stay by you like he wanted too. Instead he’ll follow you home once his training was done or when he was given a break for his hard work. Scenting and rubbing his pheromones in every creak of your apartment. It was his duty as your future mate to ward off any suitors who have funny ideas to court you. Small talk here and there but at last it wasn’t enough to fulfill him. So imagine his surprise when you end up being part of his team, he was ecstatic to be your side. He wouldn’t have to worry about you being in the front lines all alone. No— you’ll have him. But his dream was shattered, there stood óbito by your side laughing and giggling like he was the love of your life.

It had enraged him, every little perk of yours was always met with blushing cheeks and twinkling eyes coming from Óbito. Not only that but it seemed as if you were a second choice to óbito— anyone could see the love struck look óbito would give to Rin. It’s like he didn’t know who to choose. No— If it we’re up to him you’ll be the only female in his life. Not some second choice. But he supposes it’s for the best. For once in his life he couldn’t help but want to thank Rin for existing. He would gladly take you away from Óbito while he would be distracted by Rin. The thought of you finally being his had him giddy by the end of the day.

But his happiness didn’t last much longer. Much came the faithful mission of destroying the Kanani Bridge resulting in the death of his teammate Óbito. He was heartbroken seeing you leave with Óbito to save Rin. But he couldn’t leave you with someone who couldn’t even protect himself. So he ventured off with you and Óbito. It was the day he gained a new eye and a new nindo. He vowed to protect you and Rin for the sake of upholding Óbitos wish and his own feelings. Yet, he wasn’t feeling much sorrow when Óbito died. Somewhere deep down he was glad Óbito died, he was finally removed from the picture and he’ll have you all to himself. Sure it had made him feel horrible inside but it was all bearable whenever he would look at you.

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Hiiiiii, Can i request an AU Akatsuki!Kakashi x female reader, with some smut, kind of like an undeniable attraction in secret.

“I don’t care if your legs are shaking, I’m not done “

“Loving you is a nightmare”

Thank youuuuuu!

I'm Going To Take Everything And More || Akatsuki!Kakashi Hatake x fem!reader

A/n : Hello dearest ! 💕 Finally I've made it ! It's new for me to write AUs but I think I'm managing ✨ I really hope you'll like it 😍

Warning : Nsfw, mention of penetration, kinda dom / sub dynamic, dirty talk, overstimulation, Kakashi is pussy drunk, 18+ READERS ONLY and wrap it before you tap it

Masterlist ⚜

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Words count : 818

You were often on the road, so you weren't often at the hideout or kept informed of new members of Akatsuki

You were extremely surprised when you came back and saw him after so long

Kakashi Hatake, once again a former Konohagakure resident. He was a genin instructor, though. You wondered what could have happened to make him decide to leave the village

Perhaps he'd had enough of the political choices made by Konohagakure's leaders, which had perhaps once again led to a crisis ?

In any case, he had become very different from how he used to look

When you were in the same room as him, you could feel his gaze following your every move

In fact, even when you were training, you could feel his lingering gaze on you, and once you knew for sure, you couldn't help enjoying it

You'd purposely dress a little shorter or tighter so that when you moved or, I should say, bent down for no reason, he'd have a really good view of your gorgeous curves

No one really noticed how much he devoured you with his eyes like the sweetest candy... he just wondered if you'd taste as sweet as you looked

When you showed sarcasm or wit he just wanted to take you right here and right there

But despite his growing desire for you, he held back. Without your consent, he would never dare to do anything

However, today you'd put on some beautiful clothes that embraced your alluring curves You sensually fluttered your eyelashes at him and didn't hesitate to bend over more than necessary when picking up objects that - he had noticed - you had intentionally dropped

And at the sight of the bulge in his pants, all your maneuvering had begun to have an effect on him

He was glad his mask hid the way he bit his lip to hold back his grunts as he eyed the curve of your ass

It took all the mental strength in the world not to jump on you and take you against any wall

However, when you made the first move on him by sneaking into his room one night, he was sure he wasn't going to stop so soon

When he realized what you were up to, he literally jumped on you. His hands sought out the curve of your breasts to knead them gently with his hands. Little noises escaped from under his mask

He'd kept his hands to himself for too long, now he wasn't going to let you go so easily

Suddenly you pulled down his mask and kissed him languorously. Your tongues intertwining hungrily

He sucked on your tongue, making you moan into his mouth before biting your lip

Meanwhile, his hands worked over your body with precision. They trembled slightly with the anticipation of soon feeling the warmth of your body against his without any barrier

He was finally going to show you how much he wanted you

And so he did. By dint of well-controlled thrusts and rolls of his hips, he made you moan his name as he hit your sweet spot

"Mmh... if I new how f-fucking tight you were ragh... I would have fucked you on the spot when you started wiggling that ass for me" he affirmed his words delivering a firm spant to your ass making you squeak

Each time you came, tightening your grip on his cock, he repeated as he kept pounding into you "Again... come for more one more time"

He believed it each time he said it... at first. But then he realized he was mainly trying to encourage you to give him the pleasure of feeling that sensation of you coming undone around his pulsing length

It's as if now he was trying to compensate for all the times he didn't get you and jerked off in his room "I don't care if your legs are shaking... I'm not done yet" his hands gripped your body even harder to hold you in place while he didn't stop his frantic pace

"It's as if I can't get enough... mfph I need more ! Much more !" his words were almost hidden by the slapping sounds of your two bodies wet with sweat and releases colliding

"Loving you is a nightmare" he growled into your ear

"But having you there is the sweetest of dreams" he declared before taking your mouth in another fiery kiss

The night was young, so brace yourself for more. And don't count on your legs to help you walk tomorrow... or the day after, for that matter

Kakashi wasn't going to stop until his body was spent and he was limp on his bed. Even though he may ask to stay inside of you

Now that he knew the sweetness of having you all to himself, he'd never be able to live without you

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A/n : I hope you guys liked it ! 🥚🥓 Again my requests are open 🧇🍳

Taglist : @foxxymunson, @cl0vr, @ilovemanypeople, @glossy1pearl, @jane57sstuff

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husband!kakashi headcanons

cw: includes nsfw, violent themes, alluded dv, obsessive!kaka, yandere!kaka, dad!kakashi(🥺), p in v unprotected, creampie, self harm!!, pregnancy, pregnancy sex

its no big surprise that kakashi can be a bit controlling.

especially when he feels as though he owns something, and, since you were his wife, you were his.

at first that’s okay. you didn’t really know any better; never having a date before kakashi hatake came along with all his charm and good looks, you couldn’t help but ogle!! (little did you know, kakashi was absolutely certain nobody would have a chance to take a second look at you))

and i mean, come on, he’s intimidating, but at first, you were swooned by it. so big and scary but oh so gentle with you, his little princess!

he’s so sweet and supportive, a little insecure at times but that was totally normal, all the way up until you said that you would be honored to be his wife.

it wasn’t long until he had cameras installed in every. single. room. you caught him setting one up in the bedroom, facing directly towards the bedframe. he brushed it off — not that you would understand as a non-shinobi, but these cameras were for your safety, silly girl. how can he rest on missions when he has no idea what you’re doing? if you’re okay? don’t you want him to be able to think straight out there??

fails to inform you that not only are they surveillance cameras for himself to see, but they also record every moment,, intimate, private, lonesome moments…

he wanted to start a family, and you should, too! all he wants is to give you a baby, just because he loves you so much! not to mention, the little one would be able to keep you company while he’s away!

(because you will not be leaving the house, nor will anyone be allowed to visit)

sure, he’s overprotective, sometimes a little overbearing, but he’s a good man! his trauma makes him wanna have full control over his family, keeping their safety is his top priority, always.

after a rather tedious, long, and dangerous mission, kakashi was granted a two week break, which ended up being perfect! he’d breed you every single night, whispering dark things to you in your lust-hazed state

“gonna give me a baby, huh? take my cum so good — my little cum dump… want everyone to know who’s cock you’re on.”

when on all fours, back arched and screaming moans as he pounds harshly into your poor cunt, he smacks your ass with a firm hand until your repeating his name like a trained animal.

clips every single moment of those nights — they’re all recorded, of course — and often watches them while he’s away to get himself off.

you inevitably turn up pregnant, finding out after his next mission and being pleasantly surprised by kakashi’s joyful reaction, continuously expressing how happy he is that you are the mother of his children!

be prepared for a plethora of gentle hands and even more gentle words; kakashi treats you the best when you’re pregnant. not that he didn’t give you top tier treatment before, of course.

he even fucks you gently, holding your hand and telling you how beautiful you are, your belly swollen with his lineage and your pussy still so tight and wet, all for him.

promises that he’ll always come home after missions, because of course you get more worried about him now, being the father of your child! sometimes, he requests particularly longer or more dangerous missions just because he thrives under your needy touches after coming home from them. he forgets all about the people he kills, only focusing on his welcome home from you.

you ride him for hours, whining and crying about how happy you are that he’s okay, and that you wouldn’t know what to do without him. that he means everything to you, and he tells you how much of a needy slut you are, and makes you tell him that you’re his needy little cum slut, too attached to his cock to function without him.

but that it’s all okay that you are nothing without him, because he would keep fucking up into you and reminding you how much he loves you, his precious wife and family.

& now that you’re pregnant, despite not getting out much often, everyone in konoha knows, and, unfortunately for kakashi, word travels fast in the shinobi world…

ripped out a man’s spine for asking kakashi if he wonders who’s dick his pretty wife sits on while he’s away, driving the copy nin mad.

he returns from that particular mission with demands. obviously, a surprise inspection on the house, including your panties. he’s able to smell his own scent on those sometimes, so he makes certain that he doesn’t smell any other person.

inspects your cute little pussy before he takes it that night, ensuring it’s usual tightness after not being stuffed for several days.

has gentle conversation with you as he fucks into you for the first time upon his return that night in missionary. asks little questions about your week as though you aren’t a moaning mess beneath him.

that quickly turns into a hard fucking, pounding into you painfully deep and fast as he forces words out of your pretty mouth.

“you fuck someone else while i’m gone, huh?!”

“n—no, kakashi! ngh — just you, just you!”

becomes more obsessed with the surveillance cameras, spectating your every move when he has a moment.

one night in particular, he flicks on the bedroom camera to see you sprawled across the bed, your feminine hands touching your pretty pussy on display for him, crying his name and shoving your face into his pillow.

he fucks his fist at the sight, having his pretty, pregnant wife so pathetic for him. when he returns home, he tells you how much he enjoyed the show and wishes you would do more for him; that it was certainly something to keep his head straight. you blush wildly, you nearly forgot about the cameras!

when you finally have your baby, kakashi is strict when it comes to the delivery. only sakura is allowed in the room with him and obviously you, his wife’s pretty pussy needing it’s dignity intact.

immediately falls in love again when he looks into the eyes of his first born daughter, his babygirl. her hair and eyes were too similar to his own, he was certain this child was his.

becomes extremely insecure and jealous while he’s away after his daughter is born. you coo at him, tell him that he’s the only man, but it’s not enough to hold him over when he’s gone for weeks on end.

his daughter is not allowed to have any contact with another man. not that it was a problem at all to begin with, but he certainly couldn’t sleep wondering if somebody else was playing house with his precious family.

when she gets older, he’s a bit more lenient. he allows her enrollment to school, and becomes hyper obsessed with raising another cold blooded hatake that the world should be terrified of. who better than his own daughter, so that she can protect herself? kakashi knows he won’t be around forever, anyways.

returns home without a scratch most of the time. sometimes he’ll give himself some bruises or a new scar to keep you on your toes, eagerly kissing all over his tendered skin.

he’s unpleasantly surprised to return home, riddled in bruises he gave himself, to find that his precious wife is becoming more close to iruka, his daughter’s teacher.

you tell him that it’s just because he takes care of your daughter while he’s away, at school. kakashi doesn’t like the answer very well, promising to fuck another baby into his wife that very night.

“you want iruka to be their daddy? want him to take care of you?” while he fucks into you, eyes rolling back from pleasure as you assure him that he has it all wrong. just for a little scare tactic, he likes to tell you all he did while he was away,,

“i fucking kill people — fuck, baby — to come back home to you. want me to kill him for you?”

when you tell him no, to please leave iruka alone, he says he will, under the condition that you become pregnant again with his child, making you beg for his seed to spill inside your gummy walls that squeeze him so good.

of course, you end up pregnant again, missing kakashi while he’s away and eagerly tending to him when he’s home. forced to show off your swollen belly everyday as you walk your daughter to school, and everyone knows it’s kakashi hatake’s baby.

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Kakashi in love with a friend

Summary: you are kakashis best friend and he's always been secretly in love with you.

Word count: 2000

A/N: first time doing some headcanons/this style post. I've been really out of it lately and haven't been working on my current wip so I took a break with this.

When you two were younger, he didn't really notice you. To him, you were just another comrade/classmate and he didn't have the time to make friends.

But after the deaths of his teammates and sensei, he's desperate for someone to care about him, to be kind to him and make him feel something other than sadness and self-loathing

That's where you come in. He notices the way you talk to Gai and the others, how pure and sweet you are when it comes to friendship. You aren't the strongest, maybe that's why you never stood out to him before, but now he's hyper-aware when you are around.

He suddenly finds himself hanging around Gai a lot more, since he's your one of your closest friends,, and you'll usually make an appearance.

He's sure glad he wears a mask because even when you simply say hello and ask about his day, he's getting flustered and pink in the cheeks.

One day you even fall asleep in his lap and he's more than overwhelmed.

It had been a long day of training together. You, Kakashi and Gai actually had a break from missions for once, after a long span of constant trips and missions away from each other. You were originally just practicing your jutsu with the help of Gai when Kakashi had shown up and offered his expertise as well.

Needless to say, hours went by and you were tired. You settled yourself comfortably under a tree in the shade and tossed your head back against the bark, no doubt getting dirt or wood stuck in the strands of your hair.

"Tired already, Y/N-chan?" Gai asked, standing in front of you with his hands on his hips. You could only nod, and from there he plopped himself at your feet, tucking his legs in a knot beneath him. "You did really good. Your water style is getting better everyday."

"Maybe I'm getting better, but I'll never be good enough to keep up with Kashi over there. He's amazing."

Kakashi felt his muscles tense, and he could only shake his head in disagreement. He didn't want you complimenting him by putting yourself down. You were doing just fine on your own, no need to compare you two.

"You're doing just fine. Don't worry about it," he said.

Kakashi settled himself on the ground beside you and leaned back on his arms. You were tired, and he could see the way your head lulled from side to side as if you were going to fall asleep any moment. He sighed. You were awfully cute for a shinobi. Soft eyelashes fluttering and cheeks puffed out from a long day of hard work. Adorable.

"It doesn't really matter does it. I have you and Gai to protect me if things don't go right. My best friends," you sighed with a soft smile on your face, happy to have them in your life. "Do you mind, Kakashi?" You asked, motioning down to his lap.

"Mind what?"

"Can I lay my head in your lap? I'm so tired and you look so comfy."

Immediately, he felt his cheeks beginning to heat up at the thought, but he nodded nevertheless. "Yeah, no-no problem."

You laid your head gently on his thighs and sighed, cuddling into his jogging pants. It wasn't long until you'd drifted off into your own little dreamland. Your breaths steadied to a calm rhythm, chest rising and falling with each exhale. It was nice.

"Cute, right?"

"What?" Kakashi asked, raising a brow in his friend's direction.

"I said, you think they're pretty cute. I can tell exactly how you're feeling, my rival."

He didn't know how to respond. Yes, he thought you were beyond cute, adorable gorgeous, whatever. But he wasn't just going to admit that outloud. He stared up at the clouds and shook his head.

"They like you too, you know. A lot. They're always talking about you when you're not around. Boring, if you ask me. They think of you as their best friend."

"Oh."

"Yeah. Just thought you might want to know."

Kakashi kept that thought in the back of his mind, lost in his own emotions. You cared for him. You trusted him so deeply. He felt honored that you spoke about him. He thought about you more than you could ever imagine.

He was happy with you there in his lap, sleeping away with your tiny breaths and your hands curled up in front of you. He wished life could be like this all the time, but he knew it was too good to be possible.

Soon enough, he's hanging out with you alone. On days you see him walking by, you run up and join him on his errands, and he loves it.

He'll tell you to leave him alone, embarrassed you can make him feel this way, but you both know he's not serious. You just laugh and follow behind as he gets his groceries or visits the bookstore.

You're not turned off by his distant personality. You understand his trauma and pain, and work to accept him for all his quirks and flaws.

As you two mature and he learns from his mistakes, he knows he can't let you go. He doesn't even want you out his sight.

He's sure to say goodbye before you leave for any major missions. If you died, he wouldn't forgive himself if he didn't see you off.

He's in charge of your apartment when you're gone. He volunteered to water your plants and feed your cat. He'll leave a bag of candy on your countertop, your favorite kind, to surprise you when you come back home after a long trip.

He always, and I mean always, puts down his book when you enter the room. You are the center of attention for him, and he can't possibly be distracted by anything else.

Why would he even need those romance novels when he has you and his budding romance to focus on?

He takes you out for drinks at least once a week, under the guise that he's just bored. No no no, he just loves to be around you one on one. He doesn't even mind paying.

He's not big on touching, so he'll never go out of his way to hug you...but if you hug him, he's gonna fucking cherish that shit. Anything you do for him he appreciates.

One day you come home injured from a mission and he is just...broken up to pieces he's so worried.

When he is finally allowed in your hospital room, he sees your weak form lying in the bed, wrapped up under the covers with your head turned toward the window, staring out at the birds flying by.

You hear him finally, and your head turns to him and despite your pain you try to smile. Oh that sweet smile he'd come to care for. He just wished you weren't so hurt while wearing it.

"Y/N, I was so worried," he confessed, walking up to your bedside and taking a seat in the nearby chair. "I should have known this mission was too dangerous. I should have said something."

"Oh, Kakashi, please don't bother with any of that. This was solely my fault. No one else's."

"What do you mean? I knew the enemy was stronger than you but-"

You cut him off, brows furrowed just a bit. "It's not that the enemy was stronger than me, thank you very much. I could hold my own just fine." You crossed your arms over your chest and huffed. "I fell down a well and broke my rib and leg. It was an accident."

He paused for a moment, his lips opening into an "o" shape. To say he was surprised would be an understatement. He was dumbfounded. You were that clumsy? A whole life dedicated to being graceful and tactful, and you fell down a well.

"I see. I apologize for assuming."

"It's fine. Just me being dumb as usual. I bet if you were there, you would have swept right in and caught me, huh?" You laughed, pressing your palm to your cheek. You felt warm, probably from the infection you'd gotten after your injury, but it just might have been from the bashful feeling in your chest.

He sighed, keeping his breath calm and his attitude cool and collected. You were right. He would have caught you. He was sure of it. With his eyes on you almost every second you were around, instinct would have just set in.

"Maybe."

"I'm just glad you came to visit me. I missed you, you know."

"I-I missed you as well."

"Well, I'm gonna be home for a little while, so you'll be seeing a lot more of me."

He straightened his back, eyes trailing over to the wall instead of your face. He was nervous. The sweeter you were to him, the worse these emotions got. He wanted all of you to himself, selfish as that may be. "When do you get out of here?"

"Probably tonight. I just need to take meds for a while and try to take it easy."

He rubbed the back of his neck and cringed. Was he really about to ask you on a date? He couldn't believe himself. He was losing his mind. All because of this one person. "Are you up for dinner? I know you're hurt and all but..."

"Where do you wanna go?"

"Oh uh, I didn't think that far ahead, I guess."

"Well considering I've went through quite the ordeal today, Yakiniku Q sounds pretty good. Do you mind?"

"No, sounds great."

"Then, it's a date," you hummed, peering over to catch his red cheeks and wide eyes at your words. You laughed to yourself as he coughed on his own breath. He stood from his spot beside your bed and straightened out his vest as he did so, uncomfortable suddenly. He was so embarrassed.

"If that's what you want."

"Yes. Of course."

And he said goodbye, worming his way out of the room wanting to bury his head in the sand. How had this worked out so perfectly in his favor? He didn't go in there with the intention of asking you out, but it just happened to play out that way and he felt hot in his own clothes, suffocating on the air around him.

Now he just had to find something to wear. And maybe fix his hair a bit. He would have to ask Kurenai if he saw her, what would impress Y/N the most.

Your date goes well. He fixed his hair and his clothes just enough to look presentable, and you were definitely pleased.

You did most of the talking, as usual, just telling him about your injury and the mission and what you had planned for the next week you stayed at home. You asked him about your cat and your plants that you hadn't had the chance to go see yet. You asked about Gai and everyone else. The mission had been long after all.

He walks you home of course, helping you along as you clutch his arm for support. You really shouldn't be walking, and he felt slightly guilty for taking you out in such a state. Thankfully your apartment wasn't very far.

You get to your place and pull the key from your pocket, twisting the knob to your door. You turn to say goodbye and he stops you, grabbing your wrist in his rough, calloused hand.

"Not yet."

"What?"

"Don't leave me yet."

You nod, waiting patiently for him to think about what he wanted to say, what he wanted to do. You know this had to be hard for him. He was so rough around the edges, so emotionally burdened.

You kiss him, after a moment of silence. You stand on your tip toes and you place a soft gentle kiss to his masked lips. He can only stand there, staring down at you, lips slightly ajar.

How could this be happening? He wasn't the desirable type. He was a monster. A cold hearted killer. How could you possibly care for him like that.

"Stay with me tonight," you say to him, "Help me rest up. I'm very injured, you know. Make me tea. Feed Mr. Whiskers. Tuck me into bed." You're smiling, and he's just in shock. How had he found someone so perfect.

He nods and walks right into your small apartment. He would spend the night, if only ro help you out with the most miniscule of tasks. Just to see you smile, just so he could feel your lips on his over and over again.

He got a lot of kisses that night, even one without the mask, when it was dark enough you couldn't see.

His life was coming together slowly, piece by piece, but now he had you. That's all he really needed.

A/N: Lol, I thought this was gonna be short. I'm so dumb. Hopefully you guys like. I'm currently working on another multi chapter Kakashi fic so hopefully I can have the first part up soon.

[hoodkakashi]

Kakashi would be the proudest father if he had a daughter

i have this impression that he would have a daughter and it would be so cute.

Warnings: just fluffy, paternity (obviously)

Kakashi's daughter would absolutely adore him. she's always trying to follow his steps and become a great ninja like him.

she would be a genius of course, just like her father. and she actually became a jounin at the same age as his.

Kakashi would prefer she not become a ninja because he's kinda worried but if is what she wants, he wouldn't stop her and do everything he can to make sure she's able to protect herself.

he's the proudest father ever, and very supportive. always teaching her something and likes training together.

Kakashi is also careful. he doesn't want her to become “cockish” like he was, so he makes sure he's not pampering her too much.

but inside, his heart is full of proud of his little girl. she's everything to him.

he's not the super protective one. he would just check on her occasionally just to see if she's ok.

and of course boys are afraid of getting close of sixth hokage's daughter but he's actually nice. obviously dying inside, but he would just make sure his little girl is happy and with a good person.

sometimes he gets really busy, but he does everything he can to be with her. he would do his best to be a present person in her life.

they are VERY SIMILAR in MANY WAYS, literally everybody says they look alike. physically and even their behavior. and obviously they LOVE when people talk about it.

praising his daughter in front of him? it makes him even prouder of her. he's not saying this out loud but makes him really happy when he sees that other people think his little girl is doing great.

(same for her, she's all proud of lord sixth but always holds back herself so she wouldn't look like a fangirl. inside, she's grinning like a fool.)

he will deny if she ask him about it but his wife knows when he was making his daughter sleep when she was a baby, he hummed songs.

[hoodkakashi]

oooh how would enemies to lovers with kakashi go? like after seeing each other's worst they fell in love . Like if y/n was able to move on quickly after kakashi was cold i think he'd be a little insulted and offended lul

slowly.  oh. so. very. slowly.

Trust is a Must™ for kakashi hatake in any relationship, especially a romantic one

he’s lost so many important people that opening up to a new one is incredibly difficult

and because he’s going to give 210% to this once he’s committed, he wants to make sure he isn’t giving his affections away frivolously

especially to someone he might consider an “enemy”

tbh, that might be an insurmountable distinction

if you’ve done something actually legitimately terrible (killing the innocent, betraying your comrades, abandoning civilians in need), i don’t think there’s much you could do to change his mind

he’d be more likely to hunt you down than date you

but if you’re just not someone he’s ever really interacted with; maybe someone who he just views as a vaguely annoying or disrepectful, there’s a chance

but you’re gonna have to work for it

kakashi is not the sort of man who forgives easily without cause

if you hurt him or betray him (or worse, hurt or betray one of his friends), it’s going to be almost impossible to earn that trust again

an uphill battle both ways, for sure

but if part of the problem is that you approached kakashi before he was ready? if he was cold to you because he was emotionally unprepared to face the prospect of... affection?

then slowly, he’d be willing to reach back out

be careful, though, because if you’ve already moved on...

kakashi will turn away and never look back

not because he’s jealous or angry or disappointed

but because if he sees you happy, he isn’t going to see any reason why he should try to intervene

it’s not his place

so if you were hoping to spur him forward by dating someone else, you’ll have to backpeddle that quickly

show him he’s the only person you want

(let’s face it, the man essentially needs to be bonked on the head with an encylopedia to realize he is worthy of love so don’t be obtuse or he will miss it)

the best way to go from kakashi’s enemy to his lover?

be honest

be truthful

be open

show him you are a good person, someone he can trust

shower his ninken with treats when he summons them, show interest in his students and his competitions with gai

if you hurt someone he cares about, whether through thoughtlessness or enmity, you’ll need to go several extra kilometers to show him that isn’t who you are

apologize, make amends

show him that isn’t who you are anymore

because for kakashi hatake to love someone, the most important thing he needs to know is that he can count on them to protect the people he loves in whatever way they can

to protect the people they love any way they can (and, yeah, that includes kakashi but don’t bother saying it because it will just make him uncomfortable and mutter about how it’s his job to protect you and not the other way around)

it’s okay, though

because if you’ve earned his trust this much?  he knows you’ll be there for him if he ever needs you

[hoodkakashi]

リクエストありがとうございました！

お題箱は黒白＋１色で～という縛りプレイを早々に放棄した飽き性でｽﾐﾏｾﾝ　色塗ったほうがえろいかなと思いました（言い訳）　あとシチュありきのリクエストには毎回「こんなんで大丈夫ですか…？」と言いたくなるんですが 少しでも気に入っていただければ幸いです

最初は目を瞑らせようかなと思っていたんですが、カカシはギリギリまで理性保ってそうなイメージなので頑張ってもらいました（？） このあとナニするんですかね・・・

[hoodkakashi]

husband!kakashi headcanons

cw: includes nsfw, violent themes, alluded dv, obsessive!kaka, yandere!kaka, dad!kakashi(🥺), p in v unprotected, creampie, self harm!!, pregnancy, pregnancy sex

its no big surprise that kakashi can be a bit controlling.

especially when he feels as though he owns something, and, since you were his wife, you were his.

at first that’s okay. you didn’t really know any better; never having a date before kakashi hatake came along with all his charm and good looks, you couldn’t help but ogle!! (little did you know, kakashi was absolutely certain nobody would have a chance to take a second look at you))

and i mean, come on, he’s intimidating, but at first, you were swooned by it. so big and scary but oh so gentle with you, his little princess!

he’s so sweet and supportive, a little insecure at times but that was totally normal, all the way up until you said that you would be honored to be his wife.

it wasn’t long until he had cameras installed in every. single. room. you caught him setting one up in the bedroom, facing directly towards the bedframe. he brushed it off — not that you would understand as a non-shinobi, but these cameras were for your safety, silly girl. how can he rest on missions when he has no idea what you’re doing? if you’re okay? don’t you want him to be able to think straight out there??

fails to inform you that not only are they surveillance cameras for himself to see, but they also record every moment,, intimate, private, lonesome moments…

he wanted to start a family, and you should, too! all he wants is to give you a baby, just because he loves you so much! not to mention, the little one would be able to keep you company while he’s away!

(because you will not be leaving the house, nor will anyone be allowed to visit)

sure, he’s overprotective, sometimes a little overbearing, but he’s a good man! his trauma makes him wanna have full control over his family, keeping their safety is his top priority, always.

after a rather tedious, long, and dangerous mission, kakashi was granted a two week break, which ended up being perfect! he’d breed you every single night, whispering dark things to you in your lust-hazed state

“gonna give me a baby, huh? take my cum so good — my little cum dump… want everyone to know who’s cock you’re on.”

when on all fours, back arched and screaming moans as he pounds harshly into your poor cunt, he smacks your ass with a firm hand until your repeating his name like a trained animal.

clips every single moment of those nights — they’re all recorded, of course — and often watches them while he’s away to get himself off.

you inevitably turn up pregnant, finding out after his next mission and being pleasantly surprised by kakashi’s joyful reaction, continuously expressing how happy he is that you are the mother of his children!

be prepared for a plethora of gentle hands and even more gentle words; kakashi treats you the best when you’re pregnant. not that he didn’t give you top tier treatment before, of course.

he even fucks you gently, holding your hand and telling you how beautiful you are, your belly swollen with his lineage and your pussy still so tight and wet, all for him.

promises that he’ll always come home after missions, because of course you get more worried about him now, being the father of your child! sometimes, he requests particularly longer or more dangerous missions just because he thrives under your needy touches after coming home from them. he forgets all about the people he kills, only focusing on his welcome home from you.

you ride him for hours, whining and crying about how happy you are that he’s okay, and that you wouldn’t know what to do without him. that he means everything to you, and he tells you how much of a needy slut you are, and makes you tell him that you’re his needy little cum slut, too attached to his cock to function without him.

but that it’s all okay that you are nothing without him, because he would keep fucking up into you and reminding you how much he loves you, his precious wife and family.

& now that you’re pregnant, despite not getting out much often, everyone in konoha knows, and, unfortunately for kakashi, word travels fast in the shinobi world…

ripped out a man’s spine for asking kakashi if he wonders who’s dick his pretty wife sits on while he’s away, driving the copy nin mad.

he returns from that particular mission with demands. obviously, a surprise inspection on the house, including your panties. he’s able to smell his own scent on those sometimes, so he makes certain that he doesn’t smell any other person.

inspects your cute little pussy before he takes it that night, ensuring it’s usual tightness after not being stuffed for several days.

has gentle conversation with you as he fucks into you for the first time upon his return that night in missionary. asks little questions about your week as though you aren’t a moaning mess beneath him.

that quickly turns into a hard fucking, pounding into you painfully deep and fast as he forces words out of your pretty mouth.

“you fuck someone else while i’m gone, huh?!”

“n—no, kakashi! ngh — just you, just you!”

becomes more obsessed with the surveillance cameras, spectating your every move when he has a moment.

one night in particular, he flicks on the bedroom camera to see you sprawled across the bed, your feminine hands touching your pretty pussy on display for him, crying his name and shoving your face into his pillow.

he fucks his fist at the sight, having his pretty, pregnant wife so pathetic for him. when he returns home, he tells you how much he enjoyed the show and wishes you would do more for him; that it was certainly something to keep his head straight. you blush wildly, you nearly forgot about the cameras!

when you finally have your baby, kakashi is strict when it comes to the delivery. only sakura is allowed in the room with him and obviously you, his wife’s pretty pussy needing it’s dignity intact.

immediately falls in love again when he looks into the eyes of his first born daughter, his babygirl. her hair and eyes were too similar to his own, he was certain this child was his.

becomes extremely insecure and jealous while he’s away after his daughter is born. you coo at him, tell him that he’s the only man, but it’s not enough to hold him over when he’s gone for weeks on end.

his daughter is not allowed to have any contact with another man. not that it was a problem at all to begin with, but he certainly couldn’t sleep wondering if somebody else was playing house with his precious family.

when she gets older, he’s a bit more lenient. he allows her enrollment to school, and becomes hyper obsessed with raising another cold blooded hatake that the world should be terrified of. who better than his own daughter, so that she can protect herself? kakashi knows he won’t be around forever, anyways.

returns home without a scratch most of the time. sometimes he’ll give himself some bruises or a new scar to keep you on your toes, eagerly kissing all over his tendered skin.

he’s unpleasantly surprised to return home, riddled in bruises he gave himself, to find that his precious wife is becoming more close to iruka, his daughter’s teacher.

you tell him that it’s just because he takes care of your daughter while he’s away, at school. kakashi doesn’t like the answer very well, promising to fuck another baby into his wife that very night.

“you want iruka to be their daddy? want him to take care of you?” while he fucks into you, eyes rolling back from pleasure as you assure him that he has it all wrong. just for a little scare tactic, he likes to tell you all he did while he was away,,

“i fucking kill people — fuck, baby — to come back home to you. want me to kill him for you?”

when you tell him no, to please leave iruka alone, he says he will, under the condition that you become pregnant again with his child, making you beg for his seed to spill inside your gummy walls that squeeze him so good.

of course, you end up pregnant again, missing kakashi while he’s away and eagerly tending to him when he’s home. forced to show off your swollen belly everyday as you walk your daughter to school, and everyone knows it’s kakashi hatake’s baby.

[hoodkakashi]

You Never Thought

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A Kakashi Hatake x Fem Reader Pairing

Word Count: 2k +

Happy Bloody Valentines, dear Readers.

Warnings: Kakashi fucks you senseless during your Menstrual Cycle, blood play, being eaten out while on period, P in V, roughing you around a bit, and lots of fluff.

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Summary:

You never thought you’d end up with a man like Kakashi Hatake—you never thought it would be bliss.

Wherein Kakashi gives you relief from your cramps.

**You are called “Yu” instead of Y/N**

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To be completely frank, you never thought you’d end up with a man like Kakashi Hatake.

As a matter of fact, not very many people knew Kakashi had a significant other. He was a very private man after all.

In your early years as Anbu, he never struck you as approachable. You had no desire to associate or team up with the guy. You only approached when absolutely necessary or when you were assigned to work together by some other higher up and that was it. Kakashi Hatake was the best—a grade A fighter, but even still, he was the prime example of what you’d never hope to become—the mask—a hollow and stoney remnant of a human being. But, of course you don’t blame him for turning out like that, he had gone through hell and high water—and you hoped you’d never have to go through that either. Sure every Shinobi worth their salt has gone through love and loss, but not not quite like him.

No, in those days you and Kakashi did not get along.

You were far too weak and emotional in his eyes, but there was an underlying understanding of loss (I think most shinobi at least could akin to that). He barely remembered your name at the time. Barely glanced your way.

Then he left Anbu and sometime later became a teacher. You would have never pegged him as one. Him set to teach? How odd. But you kept your ears open. He passed none but one. A team that had his former teacher’s son.

Naruto Uzumaki.

That kid changed the world.

That kid changed Kakashi Hatake.

And with all that change and goodness, your best friend, Maito Gai, told you he was a stand up guy.

Gai kept leading you into Kakashi’s peripherals.

Gai kept bringing him up in conversation.

Gai kept bringing him along to your outings.

Sure, you all worked together to save the world. Sure, you saw a whole new side of him. Sure, for the first time Kakashi’s eyes zeroed in on you in acknowledgment (his eyes have never left since). Sure, they burned a hole into your memory. Sure, he was definitely not the man you once knew.

…You still didn’t think it would be a good idea…

At least back then.

Now…you fancied the idea…

He was different but still had those same quirks. That man still was a bit of a hermit. That man was still a lover of those raunchy books. The man was as private as ever. He still had issues, but he was choosing to heal.

You finally gave it a shot, and you could not be more surprised.

He was sweet. He was caring. He was attentive. He was a lovely bookworm (he wasn’t all just about Icha Icha Paradise). He was funny. He was shy. He was Kakashi Hatake. The man you never knew.

And here you are, still going strong even after three years, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. It was a rough beginning, dating a man that went from jounin to Rokudaime (sure the timing could have been better, but love was never a straight path), but you both found your footing. Somehow you made it work—you just simply balanced each other out. Because you both genuinely saw something in each other.

And today, it was a rainy kind of day. A day where you both just woke up and decided to call in. The rainy day just demanded you both to stay within the warm and cozy confines of your shared home. So here you were with the heater on blast, enjoying your lazy cuddle on the couch as you read out loud to Kakashi—some cheesy raunchy romance novel about a sad old vampire and a lively happy go lucky human.

With the warmth of the room and the heat from your body he forewent his shirt and no mask. It was a nice treat to see him like this, he was just simply handsome. His head rested in your lap and like ritual, your fingers always found themselves in his silky locks. He quite loved your magic hands—you were an excellent masseuse. His eyes were closed but he wasn’t sleeping. You knew that well, for his cheeks had a pale pink blush (leaving his mask off still felt weird no matter the situation).

Without realizing it, you became a moth to a flame.

His one good eye opened and looked at you in question, “You stopped reading.”

Your trance broke, “Did I?”

“And you're staring.” His blush got deeper. He turned and buried his face into your tummy.

You laughed and it was in that moment you realized you wanted to be there forever. You wanted to call him forever yours. You wanted him to call you wife. You wanted to call him husband.

You felt one strong arm encircle your waist and burry himself deeper. And then you felt him take in a deep breath. Was he? Sniffing you?

“Oh my gods… are you sniffing my crotch? Kakashi!” You blushed as you tried to move his head but failed.

So then you tried to wiggle your whole body free, and still failed—he wouldn’t budge. Not that this happened all the time, hell this is the first time he’s ever done this, and what was more embarrassing was that of all days for him to do this, it was on your period day. You probably smelled iron rich. Yes, you were both adults. Yes, it was a completely normal thing and nothing to be embarrassed about. Yes, he’s not afraid to talk about womanly-problems(most of the time), but sometimes you couldn’t help it (to be embarrassed); he was sniffing your pussy for crying out loud!

“Quit moving Yu.” He mumbled into your abdomen.

“You’re gonna kick start my cramps, you scarecrow.” You pushed at his shoulder and he finally relented.

Caught off guard, he got up on his knees, grabbed at your thighs, and pulled you—so you’d be lying down. Your legs spread open and he was sitting seiza in between.

“You're a week early.” Kakashi’s eyebrows furrowed, “why didn’t you say anything earlier? Sitting up was bothering you wasn’t it?”

Your shirt rode up halfway, “What on earth has gotten into you Kashi?” You fixing your shirt but he stopped your hands, “I was fine. My cramps are bearable.” You huffed, giving up. This man wasn’t letting up. Half a minute ago he was shy and docile.

Kakashi hit hands settled on your lower abdomen and began to put delicious pressure—as he began massaging the area. His body always ran hot, he was a perfect heat conductor.

“YOU are what has gotten into me.” His voice dropped an octave as he bent down and kissed you dangerously low on your abdomen, “Your smell, its teasing. I want to make you feel better,” Stopped his ministrations and stretched to lean and whisper in your ear, “please let me.”

“Oh my goodness, I swear that it’s the vampire book that’s talking.” You said jokingly. His voice was turning up your heat. You turned your head to meet his gaze. Now it was he who was a moth drawn to a flame.

You dry-gulped and your tongue licked at your dry lips.

He maneuvered his mouth by your ear once again and whispered, “No. It’s not.”

His tongue flicked out and licked at your ear. You shivered. Then you felt a feather kiss upping your jawline. You heard him breathe you in. He planted another kiss on your chin.

“Kakashi, what is going on in that head of yours. It’s loud but I can’t hear what you're saying.” As you felt him nip as your neck, your breath hitched in enjoyment. But as much fun as it was, you needed to look at him. You wanted to feel his lips upon yours. So, painstakingly you pulled him away. Your eyes met.

“Marry me Yu.” He says before stealing your air. His mouth smacks against yours passionately. Hungerly. His large hand weaves itself into your head to keep you there.

Did you hear right? Did he just ask…

“I want days like these forever,” he murmurs in between takes of breath, “I finally found my home, because of you.”

There is a low vibrating hum and you could feel it from his chest. Little whines, like he wanted more of you but just couldn’t find a way to get closer. His hands left imprints of warmth wherever he touched. His mouth and tongue were liquid fire—he tasted the spearmint tea he had a few hours ago.

“All this, cause you smelled my—” You managed to find air as you pulled away, but his hand tightened in your hair. He didn’t find your comment funny at all. He was impatient for an answer.

Your gorgeous lips were red and swollen from his domination, “Hell yes…I’ll marry you.”

His smile was imprinted in your brain. You’ve never seen him glow like this. How you both ended up on the living room floor—you don’t remember, but there was a heated blanket there. You only realized it as you felt Kakashi slip his hand beneath the waistband of your sweats. Your hand shot out to stop him from also reaching your underwear.

“Kashi! It’s a crime scene down there.” Your heart skipped a beat.

“Shit.” He groaned out. Despite his haze he saw your panicked look and it took everything in him to pull his hand away from underneath your sweats, “Darlin’—I’ll stop if you want me too.” He was breathing hard. His focus everywhere but on you, like he was trying to count to steady himself. You could see his hardened member pitching a tent beneath his own sweats. You’ve always wanted to try; Kurenai and Yugao always said sex did wonders to relieve cramps. You just never knew if he'd want to. Every other partner you’ve ever had was so squeamish…Kakashi wasn’t.

He was offering wasn’t he?

“My boobs are off limits though.” You said, rather shyly. Your hands subconsciously come up and hold them protectively. They were always sore the first day or two and it didn’t help that you were quite chesty, and the way he was eating you up with his eyes—all the more reason too.

Kakashi broke your inner monologue as you felt him slip off your sweats and underwear all together and kiss you right there on your well kept cunt. It was the most erotic thing he’s ever done, as he took another deep breath of your iron rich lips. It was such a turn on to see his pupils dilate. You both had never explored sex during your menstrual cycle, and to see him being so intimate like this, to see him so willing, it made you so-so horny and heavier with want. His warm breath was so vexing. Then you felt Kakashi’s tongue take a lick and flick at your clit. Your eyes closed to savor the feeling. Your hips bucked when his long fingers slipped inside to rub at your gummy walls in soft strokes. All it did was make you more needy with no release.

He smirked when he elicited a whine from you. The more you squirmed the firmer he held you down.

“Kaaaashiiii,” you whimpered out, “pleeaaasee don’t play with me like that…” you were too hot for this slow foreplay. Your hands sought to pull his away, but with expert easy he slapped them away.

“I’m getting you ready for me sweetheart.” Again his lips bent down to kiss your cunt—a bit of free flow tinted his pretty lips and Kakashi found he loved your taste in this state. His strokes would interchange from slow and sensual to fast and ruff. He was mesmerized at how bit by bit his fingers were being coated red too. Every time you bucked your hips he knew you would peak so he would slow down.

“No—you're teasing and trying to make me beg!”

Kakashi then stopped altogether—you sobbed at the loss of his hand. Your eyes opened to seek his own, about to ask what the deal was until your sight zeroed in the sight of your free flow coating his hand.

“So beg,” his voice was husky, “**Kamisan…”

That sweet little name sent you delicious shivers.

Like him your heart beat excitedly, as he now directed his bloody hand to stroke and touch himself in front of you. You watched a semi-erect penis grow and your mouth watered. You were angry. You wanted him inside you and instead he was torturing you with this lovely hot show as he jacked off and pulled at his balls.

He let out a little whine and that sent you over the edge.

Oh. Dear.

“Get. Inside. Me.”

You rose with hunger in your eyes and pushed Kakashi back against the couch as you took his cock from his hands and began rubbing his hard length against your folds.

“N-now who's the t-tease.” His pale skin was tinged pink from the chest up to his cheeks as he stayed your hand right at your entrance, “Sit down.”

You sit down on his large thighs at his command, both letting out a salacious groan as you relish the sensation of his girth splitting you open.

“Move baby,” he says as he directs your hips to rock, “I wanna feel you move.”

His hands still held the fat of your ass(to keep him from touch your tits) as you began bouncing up and down. Kakashi engrained the sight of your lush breasts bouncing wildly as you picked up the pace. The wet sounds of your free flow with skin slapping skin resonated throughout the room.

“Ah-hmm-mm,” you moaned.

The pressure of his cock was hitting you just right.

“Oh my gods Yu…fucking feel so good.” Kakashi was breathing harder, high off the delicious sensation your movements were causing, “Such a sweet girl.” He was peaking. He wanted to cum. Kakashi removed his hands from your hips and hugged to bring you closer to himself. He scratched at your back and you pulled this hair.

“Kakashi! I w-want...” Your bouncing was becoming quicker.

“Ugh-ahhh…what do y-ou want…I’ll give you anything.” He kissed you again with fever. The taste on his lips was so new—it was you—sharp and bittersweet.

You parted from his mouth and brought them to his ear—tongue slithering out and catching his ear to bring his lobe between your teeth. Ever so softly, as sensually you could muster, “Cum inside me, Shujin…”

Calling him as such, hit the intended mark and sent him over the edge. With a growl he picked you up and maneuvered you onto the ground and on your stomach with your ass up high. He spread your legs and cunt—without warning rammed his cock inside you.

You screamed.

He pounded. Your body deliciously sang with each thrust.

“So close! Kashi! I’m so close.”

You pussy began tightening around his cock as your orgasm hit you—your legs began shaking in bliss. Kakashi wasn’t far behind.

“I’m gonna cum. Oh fuuuckkkk…” he mewled out as he felt your vag muscles milk him inside you. His balls tightened as his dick twitched, filling you with his thick cream. His nails once again scratching at your back—leaving thin red lines.

He pulled at your arms to pull you up (cock still plugged in you) and turned your head to him to catch you in a kiss. His arm held you up as you both just kneeled there waiting to come down from your high.

“I wanna fuck you forever sweetheart…”

You giggled, “I thought that was a given when you asked me to marry you.”

Kakashi let out a chuckle as he nuzzled your neck and bit down.

“Kakashi!” You screamed in surprise—your long nails dug into his veiny forearm.

“I can’t get enough of you darlin’.”

Tired from being on your knees you both separated, and in doing so a stream of blood and cum gushed down your legs. You looked down and your eyes widened at the mess you both were in. Your thighs were stained and sticky. His pelvis and cock were coated in red. The blanket was a crime scene. Worried you looked at your lover, thinking he’d be mortified, but he wasn’t.

Kakashi was like a wolf catching pray in the wild. His mouth was watering at the scene—eyes still dilated by the scene.

Apparently you both had found your new kink.

“Is my Rokudaime tired?” You said playfully as you dared to reach out and begin stroking him ready again, “or can he handle round two?”

He delightfully shivered at your touch and voice as his ears perked at the title-play, “I think I'm beginning to warm up to that title now.”

He scooped you up and put you over your shoulder giving your bubble butt a hard spank, “I wanna hear you scream darlin.”

He took you both straight to the washroom. Where he once again proceeded to fuck you stupid. Yes, he was definitely curing your cramps.

You never thought you’d end up with a man like Kakashi Hatake, but you were so glad you did.

End Notes:

**Kamisan: a way of saying ‘My Wife’—it also implies a way for a husband to praise/honor their wife

**Shujin: a way of saying ‘My Husband’ and has a double meaning as ‘Master’

[hoodkakashi]

kakashi trash #1 here, can i get headcanons of my boy kakashi and a little baby daughter

Thank you for the request.  It be cute to see Kakashi with a little girl that had his hair but a more cheerful personality that could brighten his day. ^.^ And I think we are all trash for Kakashi hahahaHeadcannons ofKakashi with a baby daughter

Kakashi falls in love with his baby girl themoment she is passed from the nurse’s arms to his. He’s not too sure how tohold a baby at first but the nurse guides him and one look at the sleeping babyin his arms and he feels warmth fill his being.

Kakashi talks softly to his daughter when she’sa baby but when she hits that toddler age like 2 or 3, he talks more normalwith her. When he tells her not to do something, he’ll explain rationally whyhe doesn’t want her to do something instead of being that parent that yells andsays because I said so.

Kakashi tries to be as loving and caring to his daughter as hisfather was to him. Sometimes he feels he is not adequate enough because thereare times when he doesn’t know what to do about his kid. Like for instance whenthe baby is younger and they are colicky. He will try everything in the babybooks just so he can put the baby to sleep.

 As his child grows older, Kakashi would introducehis daughter to his ninken. He be amused by the way his daughter tries to pet andplay with his dogs. The ninken may or may not be happy about it, depending onwhich one it is.

I could see Kakashi trying to put his daughter’shair into a ponytail and it just coming out crooked. Kakashi will think it’scute enough but his daughter might whine about it at 4 years old. Kakashi wouldlaugh lightly and shrug his shoulders about it, saying she looked beautifulanyway.  

[hoodkakashi]

First Date with Kakashi Hatake.

→ request: “Can you pls pls pls do some first date headcannons with how the first date with Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Gaara would be? fem!reader? Like how they feel and what they would plan?”

→ authors note: i started with kakashi and it ended up getting so long I decided to just do all of them separately!! muah! 🥰

First and foremost, let’s discuss how long it took him to even ask you out.

He had liked you — damn near loved you — for so long now, but he also felt like you were way out of his league.

I mean, you were the full package. Calculated, out of this world gorgeous, and so sweet. You also had the prettiest laugh. Your heart was so pure that he was 100% convinced that you could cure any disease and provide world peace with it if need be.

Everything about you was what he was missing, but he was also content with just being your friend — your comrade. He was kind of broken, and you didn’t deserve that. Even with all the admirers he had, he never got the hype.

It took damn near the whole village reassuring him that he was Kakashi Hatake, the hottest ninja ever, before he found the courage to finally say nine simple words to you — “Would like to go out on a date sometime?”

He didn’t want to plan too much, as he was already so nervous. Too much on the itinerary would cause his brain to overload, which meant he would likely say something stupid to you, and then you would run away and never talk to him again. He couldn’t have that.

So, he decided on Ichiraku. Good food, good vibes, and a chance to show you he wasn’t as boring as everyone tried to make him seem. He can be fun! He’s worthy of this opportunity!

Unfortunately, he spent so much time rehearsing his lines and making sure he smelt good in all the right places, that he didn’t realize that he should’ve left fifteen minutes ago.

He liked you so much, to the point where he would legitimately think about you all day. How could he mess this up before it even started? Now, he wouldn’t even have time to pick you up some flowers. He had planned everything so well, but of course he ruined it.

“I’m so sorry.” He says with sorrow written all over his face when he finally arrives. You can see the pure guilt even with his signature mask covering his face. “Today was hectic and—

“And you got lost on the path of life.” You sigh, playfully rolling your eyes before taking his hand and leading him to take a seat in the restaurant.

He chuckles, but he still feels extremely guilty. She probably thinks I’m not serious. He repeats to himself over and over again.

It’s almost as if you can read his mind—he wouldn’t be surprised if that was another talent of yours. “It’s okay, Kashi.” You speak softly, “You know that I know you, don’t you? I just got here myself.” You laugh. That beautiful laugh of yours that made butterflies grow inside of his tummy every time.

After this, he calms down a bit. For the rest of the night he works his magic on you, and he realizes the two of you have so much in common. Favorite foods, preferred training methods, love for dogs, and his favorite…an admiration of Icha Icha.

He has decided the two of you will be married after this realization, no joke.

The two of you stay at the small food spot until they have to verbally beg you to leave, and even then, you still have a few more laughs and subtle touches before deciding to let the old man close.

“I really really enjoyed tonight, Kakashi Sensei.” You mock his subordinates in an innocent voice.

He can’t help but feel every nerve in his body get weak at your little pet name for him. He was so dirty minded. He really needed to lay off the books. All he could do on the outside is chuckle nervously as his cheeks became a tinted pink.

He begins to lose himself in his thoughts again when he feels your hand grab his own. He swore he was about to melt.

This feeling; your hand in his as the two of you stroll around the leaf village — it felt so perfect. He wanted this, you, so badly. Maybe even for the rest of his life.

When the two of you finally make it to your home, and trust that the two of you walked as slow as possible, you stand awkwardly — a clear sign that you didn’t want the night to end yet, but neither of you knew of a way to stay in the others presence.

“Y/N.” Kakashi finally breaks the silence, looking everywhere but in your eyes. “Thank you. I haven’t felt so free and happy in…a really long time.”

“Me neither.” You smile, your cheeks burning from the intensity of it all. Was this really happening? Kakashi Hatake, the man who made you weak in the knees every time he was near you, standing on your porch and holding your hand after your first date? Are you dreaming?

You were doing a fine job pretending you weren’t out of your mind nervous, but you could barely breathe.

You can’t help it, and neither can he. The both of you scoot closer together before he can feel your cool breath hitting his own. It’s like he no longer has control over his body when he pulls his mask down and allows lips connect to yours while his admiration for you explodes throughout his body.

His arms wrap themselves around your waist, and your arms find themselves around his neck, the both of you pulling each other in as close as possible. Fireworks are setting off inside of both of you as your lips mold together, and you’re pulling him towards your door as his tounge slips into your mouth when he stops.

“Are you okay?” You question immediately. Your insecurities begin to take over, leaving you to wonder if you were a bad kisser, or maybe he realized that he didn’t have this much fun with you.

“I’m…I’m perfect.” He responds, pressing a gentle kiss on your lips once more. “It’s just…I really like you, Y/N. And I want to follow you inside and show you just how much, but that wouldn’t be special. And special is what you deserve because you’re beyond that description to me.”

He begins to back away, an innocent smile on his face as he pulls his mask back up. “I will prove myself worthy of you, Y/N L/N.” He proclaims, winking at you. “I have to go on a short mission tomorrow, but when I get back, can I see you again?”

“You can see me whenever you want, Kakashi Hatake.” You whisper as your eyes well up with baby tears. You had never been spoken to in such a poetic way. You could feel his genuine care for you. “Just promise me you mean what you say…you know about how much you like me? Because I like you too. I always have.”

“I promise, beautiful. See you soon.” Are his final words before he disappears, and you sit and stare at where he just stood hoping and wishing he would reappear.

When Kakashi gets home, he can’t sleep. He can’t even pick up an Icha Icha book to reread for the fiftieth time. All he can think about is how he can’t wait to see you again. Being with you feels so warm, like a blanket that just dried on the hottest day in the village. He too, played it cool infront of you like the skilled shinobi he is, but he couldn’t help but let out a little squeal when he replayed the night over in his head.

Maybe…just maybe he deserved something good. Maybe this time, it would work out.

[hoodkakashi]

i love reader. idc if she’s a bimbo or a crybaby or a little unhinged. good for her tbh. i love her in all shapes and forms. she is barbie. she is a doctor and a student and a barista and she can take five dicks at the same time. what a beautiful world we live in.