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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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this shit is soooooo infuriating to me like some people have trouble climaxing through NO fault of their own—maybe it’s a natural variation of their bodies maybe it’s medication side effects maybe it’s trauma—it’s actually really common and it’s something that makes a lot of people feel really ashamed and miserable… you haven’t “masturbated yourself into dysfunction” in fact masturbation often helps you get better at figuring out what makes you climax like !!!!!!! and even if you HAVE been hitting the vibe too hard recently you can always cool off for a week or two until you get in the mood again. your clit isn’t ruined forever. christ. this chewed-gum approach to sex simply does not have a basis in fact. pleasure is not a scarce resource

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I see we starting the summer off crazy huh

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Frequent ejaculation can prevent prostate cancer. 

 Welp, better let em rip.

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jacks u off with these 

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Lmaooo

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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Whats your pussy taste like?

Red Lobster Cheddar biscuits.

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It’s a tony soprano summer

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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15

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Justice League Big Green Energy

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You raggedy bitch