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If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?” (What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)

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Went on a little rant today (:

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a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

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there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

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i am talking to a guy on facebook and he said ‘hey just to make it clear i’m only talking to you because you like naruto and stuff haha’ and i think i just got naruto zoned

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awesome thank you

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literally every single time my ass hurts for any reason at all all i can think of is “your ass hurt. done”

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no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.

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I swear to fucking god i did not edit this screenshot in any way 

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Don’t talk to me unless these are your stats