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i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

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really looking forward to doing something one of these days

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

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My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

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Twin Peaks The Return: Psychic War with Me, 2020 

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First and last words said in regular Unus Annus episode(excluding introduction video and final stream)

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Would love to know why the media never bothered to interview aggrieved Hillary voters over the past four years (I think we know why)

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How the fuck has this site become so bearable. This place was a shit show a few years ago but now it's actually good and not full of instant discourse the way Facebook and Twitter are

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I was googling some things for an upcoming fic, and then:

Is Sauron a Celebrimbor?

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The Silmarillion aka I’M A GROWN UP I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

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The Silmarillion for Dummies

• Melkor was right

• Fëanor did nothing wrong

• Hot Sauron rights

• Fuck Manwë

• Don't eat trees

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The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it

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GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

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Traditional Hoodoo and Latin Brujeria Spiritual Bath

This is a spiritual bath that you can take if you dont have a bath tub because you will need to be standing up for this.

This is for a love drawing spiritual bath but you can change Ingredients based on your intentions.

Ingredients: you can use herbs in dried or powdered form

A bowl or pot

Damania

Jasmine

Rose petals

Patchouil

Coconut Milk

Flordia Water

2 Cups of Water

Novena White Candle ( in this case you can also use red or pink match color to your intention)

Add your herbs or powders in the bowl one by one praying and thanking the herb for its power make sure you tell each ingredient what you want to do. Mix all herbs and ingredients with your hand so that you lend your energy and work into it. Now add the coconut milk and flordia water. And lastly add the water also thanking the water because water is our life force. Then put the novena candle in the middle of the bowl light the candle with your intention and let it burn for at least an hour.

Now removed the candle from the bowl but do not snuff it or blow it out. You can take this bath outside in your back yard or you can take it in your shower. Grab the herbs floating at the top and scrub from your feet upwards stopping at your shoulders. It is not necessary to cover your face or head also its not recommended in this case. Make sure you are meditating on your intention and prayer giving thanks to who ever you work with ancestors the universe, gods and goddesses etc. After being fully scrubbed with the herbs you can then pour the remaining liquid on your body if its a one time bath. You can also take these baths in 3, 9, or 13 consecutive days just make sure you make a batch large enough and store it in your refrigerator between uses since it contains coconut milk. Now you can rinse yourself off in the shower and allow the novena candle to completely burn down all the way.

Ase'

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