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THANKS HUFFPO I'LL STOP SWALLOWING WHOLE POTATOES THAT'LL FIX ME

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This is so fucking funny

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I think Mob could exorcise Bill Cipher and it would be really fucking funny. Bill doing his deer teeth removal thing and multidimensional crimes and Mob would flick him on the head and his body would turn to plasma like a grape in a microwave. And it would piss him off so bad that he'd come back, all ready to monologue to this kid about how powerful he is and Mob just does it again a minute into his speech.

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How to read X-Men?

For the dear X-Men fans that came in through 97 (or the movies) and are confused as to where to start the comics! Don't let the internet fool you, there is only one way and it is by starting with Giant size X-Men #1 (1975). No I am not kidding, it truly is the only right way to get the full story😭 (unless you want to go ALL THE WAY to 1963, I don't necessarily think it's that vital)

This is me trying to keep ppl from making the same mistake I did, starting with wheadon's astonishing X-Men ☠️

Here is a very useful pic of what to read next 💞 good luck!

This is to get ALL the context and major story arcs still referenced today. So I believe it to be vital for the other eras. (I don't know how you can fully understand jean and Scott's relationship today without having read inferno or dark phoenix for example)

Now, If you just wanna read for one specific character, that's a different story! Character specific reading guides that concentrate on the important issues across time exist! Look for those they're very useful <3

Guide made by: https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/s/z1xNhqPXtv

https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/s/ChkpOJbXED

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woe. nightballer be upon ye

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Important News

He's gone

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lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman

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Did anyone see my dew drop I don't remember which petal I left it on

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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

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yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist

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"childs is the thing!" "no macready is the thing" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING

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DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN

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every time i think about reddit users and their general intuition skills i have to remind myself of the time i posted this image on there and there were like 5 people in my comments like op is that actually you how old are you where did you get that shirt what is this

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