Personal blog for a local goober. I am simply a little dudeformerly known as hootsewers/angrysspacegay. I have fled the bird app and returned to my true home lmao Art-only is at @jellybeanfeind!
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AC TORNY: OENX RT
Continuously forgetting this app exists hiiiiii everybodyyyyyy
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Sorry for the bad photo quality, Tumblr doesn't like posts this long.
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It's important to me that everyone understands that if you've got an autistic friend who periodically sends you pictures/videos/whatever of your Thing, because they know you're into it... They love you.
Now don't get me wrong, It may not necessarily be romantic love, they might not want to run off to a little farm in Montana where you'll be married forever and raise little sheeps...
But they definitely love you. And they're so happy when they spot a post about X and go "ooh, my friend likes X! I'll send it to them!".
Because they love you and want you to be happy.
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i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake
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reblog if you sit at a computer and download faggot information to use later in life
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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
#see also: saying “have you tried doing it” to someone complaining that they are unable to do something. ie#A: i can't find my keys.#B: have you tried finding them#A: I'm trying to finish this task.#B: have you considered finishing it#anyways my roommate wants to end my earthly existence for some unknowable reason
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#completely unrelated but at work sometimes we have a local birdcam on for background noise/visuals#and one of my coworkers nicknamed all of the bird species after each of us. like the cardinal was “johnnybird” etc#and he decided that the grackle was “[leader's name]bird” because every time one showed up it would like#full body-tackle any other birds trying to peacefully enjoy the peanuts#and then to threat displays at any that dared stay near the feeder#including other grackles lmao#anyways now every time I see one all I can think is “this hoe thinks he can eat 10 lbs of birdseed alone in one minute” lmao
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the saying "don't stick your dick in crazy" wouldn't exist if "crazy" didn't have earth-shattering hole. i been watching my roommate play final fantasy 16 and all i can think about is what the death toll on that barnabussy must be
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on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next
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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
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the ten commandments
thog don't caare
if it sucks hit da bricks
play the cards i'm given
pobody's nerfect
this mess is a place
fuck it we ball
it's so over
we're so back
what if the world was made of pudding
there is good in every day
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Arambourgiania
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