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quick reminder that:

If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates someone of the same gender, they are not gay, they are bisexual.

If someone calls themselves bisexual, and dates someone who is of the “opposite gender”, they are not straight, they are bisexual. 

IF SOMEONE CALLS THEMSELVES BISEXUAL THEY ARE BISEXUAL

this has been a PSA.

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I PUT GIANT GOOGLY EYES ON MY BOOBS

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A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

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trying to hold my life together like

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BUT GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

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johns a fuckng hero

-Kanaya/Roxy Mod

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18 Photos Of A Cat Island That Will Remind You How To Dream [source]

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Meine Damen und Herren, ich bitte mal wieder um Ablenkung durch Fragen in meiner Askbox. Merci!

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Ich liebe lange romantische Spaziergänge zum Kühlschrank.

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Video

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This is an important 43 seconds

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The lights flickered at my college...

…And me and two of my friends said at the same time “Get the salt.”

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The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have… and a few things they don’t. But none of that stuff’s important. This is the stuff that’s important. The army man that Sam crammed in the ashtray - it’s still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents — to this day, heat comes on and they can hear ‘em rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs — really theirs. Even when Dean rebuilt her from the ground up, he made sure all these little things stayed, ‘cause it’s the blemishes that make her beautiful. The Devil doesn’t know or care what kind of car the boys drive. 

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