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[hoover-fbi]

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS!

@hoover-fbi KILLED MOTHWOMAN

[hoover-fbi]

Since the F.B.I. began its investigation into the anti-American communist activities of Bethany Rage several months ago.

Anyways, orchestrate any good coups against any foreign left-wing governments recently?

Day 8 trapped in an FBI facility :33

They tried torturing the information out of me, but when I said "ywou will NWEVER >w< gwet the locwation x] of twe bwodies ^u^" one of them shot themselves in the head :/

[hoover-fbi]

Yeah... That's right... The F.B.I. doesn't have torture chambers we use to interrogate suspected communists and other enemies of the United States government... Definitely not. Nope! No torture chambers run by the F.B.I. There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that the F.B.I. has ever engaged in torturing anyone. Anyone suggesting that evidence of the F.B.I. torturing both U.S. citizens and suspected foreign spies without any due process exists is a communist propagandist who hates America!

Day 8 trapped in an FBI facility :33

They tried torturing the information out of me, but when I said "ywou will NWEVER >w< gwet the locwation x] of twe bwodies ^u^" one of them shot themselves in the head :/

[hoover-fbi]

i do know more than you.

OK.

[hoover-fbi]

It is always better to allow your enemies to believe that they know more than you.

[hoover-fbi]

You killed her, Dick.

It's all your fault.

You killed her!

I tried to save you. I tried to save you both. But you refused to complete your deprogramming sessions. Now look what happened!

Her blood is on your hands, Dick. Just like Diane Linkletter's blood is on @timothylearyofficial's hands!

h3yyy pattt is nixxonnnnn.... dick nixon u know Richard your ex-husband. im drunk now but i miss you... I'm notva goddam faggot no more i was cured fhat was just goddamned communist mind-control by that fucking Beatle fag paul mccartney. m. i miss you. ill be a better husband than i evar wasmm illvdo what ever u wabt

- @nixon-official

you will always be a faggot. and i'll damn well treat you like one.

[hoover-fbi]

You better not be doing those sessions with Richard.

—You know who

NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS!

But for the record, no, I'm actually not.

[hoover-fbi]

I can induce a little Tuesday Night Ego Death. As a treat. 🦑

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...

See, Dick. THIS is exactly why you needed more deprogramming sessions. Why would you carry ANY sympathy for a treacherous communist like Paul McCartney?

heyyy @hoover-fbi.... Could you please not murder Paul McCartney?? I'm still angry at him, and I know he's a dirty communist, so I'll never trust him or let him anywhere near me again. But...I still care about him. Please, for old time's sake. Don't kill Paul McCartney.

[hoover-fbi]

square head

The shape of my head is unimportant.

What IS important is that my head remains immune to the effects of communist mind-control!

[hoover-fbi]

@official-pattie-boyd and @real-george-harrison WONT GET BACK TOGETHER!!! MAKE THEM AND ILL HELP YOU END ALL THE DIRTY COMMIES

THE F.B.I. IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY!

The F.B.I. has determined that due to the discord we have already sewn within the communist PSYOP known as The Beatles, any threat that George Harrison may have previously posed has already been neutralized.

That's right. You silly fools who thought that @the-real-yoko-ono broke up The Beatles couldn't be more wrong. IT WAS THE F.B.I. WHO BROKE UP THE BEATLES THE WHOLE TIME!!

[hoover-fbi]

Would you prefer Sir McCartney just be locked away? Or taken...out of the picture entirely???

Hello Yoko. I've been witnessing your wedding. I'm truly sorry that dirty communist John Lennon betrayed you.

If you'd like me to take any actions against Paul McCartney or John Lennon...just say the word.

-@hoover-fbi

Is this really you 😑

[hoover-fbi]

Yes, Yoko. It is I. What do you say? Should we get rid of that treacherous rat Paul McCartney once and for all??

Hello Yoko. I've been witnessing your wedding. I'm truly sorry that dirty communist John Lennon betrayed you.

If you'd like me to take any actions against Paul McCartney or John Lennon...just say the word.

-@hoover-fbi

Is this really you 😑

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Oh, the F.B.I. is always involved, Yoko. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!

Have a nice wedding, ya hippy FREAKS! :D

im doing this anon so yoko cant get the fbi involved. please dont marry yoko tomorrow, im still inlove with you john, i was too scared to say it

-your true love, paul

@the-real-yoko-ono Honey, you can deal with this one.

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Have faith in the process, Dick. It will get easier.

How you been doing, old friend?

I've been filled with a sense of overwhelming terror every moment of every day for what feels like the past several months, but what I have been informed has been less than a week. Even sleep offers no escape, as each night, night terrors plague my twisted mind. My good friend F.B.I. director J. Edgar Hoover tells me that this is a normal part of the deprogramming process.

In case you haven't been keeping up with my Tumblr, I recently realized that the wicked communist Paul McCartney (from that European rock and roll band, The Beatles, which is actually a communist PSYOP) was using communist mind-control on me throughout our romantic affair. Fortunately, the F.B.I.'s psychiatric re-conditioning team (under @hoover-fbi's guidance) is working to eliminate the remaining effects the communist mind-control has on my Beautiful, Brilliant Brain!

[hoover-fbi]

You won't see me there.

But I will be watching...

Yoko and John