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Lex Luthor stealing 40 cakes prompt for @dcforgaza! I wanted to do my version of the iconic Super Dictionary's page, while paying homage to the colors and vibe as much as I could.
If my timezones are correct, today is your last chance to send a DC art/fic/vid edit prompt! June 21st! Fill out the donor form with your sick and twisted 40 cake desires.
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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a very gentle PSA that a writer is not a short-order cook, please do not try to order off the menu
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I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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in honor of phineas and ferb coming back can you imagine being a disney investor in the early 2000s watching some guys' storyboard pitch and you're like "oh this seems funny and cute but also relatively normal for a children's television show" and then this happens without warning
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.
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NEVER GIVE UP
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
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“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me
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I know millennials are getting the traditional generational luddite reputation at this point for sneering at smart devices and banging on about privacy and not needing all those fancy functions etc. but I am speaking to you right now as an experienced activist: you have to start seeing your smartphone as your big red glowing weak point. it is a repository of all the information someone could conceivably use to ruin your life, and you carry it around with you all day every day guarded by maybe a 6 digit PIN (or a photo of your face, seriously turn off face unlock right fucking now).
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