hoperaider-blog
hoperaider-blog
Drink Tea and Shit
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Hello chaps! The names jake english and i somehow got roped into an adventure through the world of neopets. Im not sure if this is a good thing. Other than that please feel free to inquire whatever you desire to know the answer to or contact me in some way!
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Alright chaps im off to play a game of dungeons and dragons!  I most likely wont be back until...late.  Very late.  I dont expect to be back until midnight or later.  I rarely get back at a decent time after a romp like this.
It feels like i want to jabber on about something else but i cant recall what that was.  Oh well must not have been important.
Have a great day!
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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((I CAN'T))
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in which the striders are assholes (who knew) | youtube
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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My chiiildhooooood!
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Oh my.  How in the ruddy hell did they manage such a feat?
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i dont really play habi much but i logged on just a feww minutes ago an evverythin wwas dead except for these three p3s wwho happened to be stranded out in the middle of the fuckin wwater on a decorativve seashell
like someone savve us please oh god the horror the BRUTAL BLOODY MURDER ON THE MAINLAND
ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Why did you name him that?!
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welcome to the family little man
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Im rather tempted to ask if you could teach me your ways o wise neophyte!
FACBT UPDATE
OKAY, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME CHANGES TO THE TOURNAMENT. THE DATE HAS BEEN MOVED DOWN TO JUNE 5TH.
TRAINING ENDS THE 3RD.
EQUIP DAY IS THE 4TH.
TOURNAMENT IS THE 5TH.
THE QUALIFICATIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
UP TO LEVEL 15 ONLY. IF YOU GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM AS FUCK EVENTS THAT LEVELS IT HIGHER, YOU WON’T BE PENALISED (PLEASE PROVIDE SCREENSHOT IN THE HIGHLY UNLIKELY EVENT IF THIS HAPPENS).
YOUR PET MUST BE IN BEST HEALTH. THIS MEANS 100% OR ABOVE, BUT NOT DOUBLED. HAPPINESS COUNTS. HAPPY PETS ARE STRONG PETS. “DELIGHTED!” IS OPTIMAL.
EQUIPPED ITEM RARITY MAY NOT EXCEED 110%.
STICK TO THE RULES, KIDDIES. SCREENSHOTS MUST BE PROVIDED TO PROVE QUALIFICATION.
ALSO
LIKE THIS POST ***ONLY*** IF YOU ARE PARTICIPATING. PLEASE LIKE BEFORE MAY 31ST.
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Well i know what im doing in my spare time for lara!  Hopefully ill make it in time.
FACBT UPDATE
OKAY, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME CHANGES TO THE TOURNAMENT. THE DATE HAS BEEN MOVED DOWN TO JUNE 5TH.
TRAINING ENDS THE 3RD.
EQUIP DAY IS THE 4TH.
TOURNAMENT IS THE 5TH.
THE QUALIFICATIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
UP TO LEVEL 15 ONLY. IF YOU GET ONE OF THOSE RANDOM AS FUCK EVENTS THAT LEVELS IT HIGHER, YOU WON’T BE PENALISED (PLEASE PROVIDE SCREENSHOT IN THE HIGHLY UNLIKELY EVENT IF THIS HAPPENS).
YOUR PET MUST BE IN BEST HEALTH. THIS MEANS 100% OR ABOVE, BUT NOT DOUBLED. HAPPINESS COUNTS. HAPPY PETS ARE STRONG PETS. “DELIGHTED!” IS OPTIMAL.
EQUIPPED ITEM RARITY MAY NOT EXCEED 110%.
STICK TO THE RULES, KIDDIES. SCREENSHOTS MUST BE PROVIDED TO PROVE QUALIFICATION.
ALSO
LIKE THIS POST ***ONLY*** IF YOU ARE PARTICIPATING. PLEASE LIKE BEFORE MAY 31ST.
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Im not even going to dignify this with any sort of retort.
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Thank you karkat!  This is perfect!
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Thank you karkat!  This is perfect!
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Well that sounds like an exciting turn of events that i had the misfortune to miss out on!
Ah right that was pretty rude of me.  Im jake english nice to meet you.
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YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY MADE OF SHIT, AMPORA. GET YOUR PANTIES TWISTED OUT OF YOUR NOOK.
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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She looks like a biker which is an odd thing for a griffin.  Well i wont complain i think she looks good with it on.
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Erm.  Do i want to even inquire a reason why he sent you a pile of...shit?
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YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY MADE OF SHIT, AMPORA. GET YOUR PANTIES TWISTED OUT OF YOUR NOOK.
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hoperaider-blog · 13 years ago
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Oh jeez these "petpets" are too cute for words!  Im surprised at how much there is to go through material wise.
I still havent quite finished exploring the general world and then i have to try out these games.
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