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the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee

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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

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I feel like the game developers wanted to make something with anti AI/capitalism sentiments and Brennan Lee Mulligan just broke into the goddamn building

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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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ok one of my favorite bits in season 5 is when Doofenshmirtz’s therapist says “the platypus is a metaphor for…whatever is keeping you down” and Doof is like “I’m not speaking metaphorically!”

THAT is how you do a callback!! You rarely if ever hear that part of “There’s A Platypus Controlling Me” in viral videos, you’ll only get the joke if you’ve actually internalized the entire song. Having Doof say “well I’ll be honest, I don’t really understand” would be more widely understood but a bit on the nose, this is far more clever.

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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?

STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.

PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.

AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.

Tf is wrong w y'all.

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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was thinking about bear/bare