seokjin: it’s really muggy out today
yoongi: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, i’m going to kill you
seokjin:*sips coffee from a bowl*
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*at a pet store*
Cashier: Can I help you sir?
Jungkook: *slams bag of bird seeds on the counter* How long does it take for this shit to grow into bIRDS?
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I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
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hoseok: hey what’s for dinner?
seokjin: it’s a soup-prise ;)
hoseok: …is it soup
seokjin: i soup-pose it is haha ;))
hoseok: please stop
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yoongi: i'm the 1930's.
namjoon: explain.
yoongi: the great depression
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cr: chunen_
i can’t stop watching this on repeat and you have to see it too
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Yoongi! Hoseok would like to chat!
Accept or decline?
Accept.
Hoseok: C@n I E@/t Y(ou//r A$$??
Yoongi: Accept! Yes!! Y!!! Join!!!!
Si!!!!!
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I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything
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Jungkook:(hands over the phone) hyung!! it’s your boyfriend, hoseok!!
Yoongi: he’s not my boyfriend!!
Yoongi:(into the phone)hi babe
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namjoon: In your opinion, What's the height of stupidity?
jungkook: Hey Jimin, how tall are you?
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