ed / 19 / south san francisco, ca live and die by the crab literally me and my twitter
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how did u remember Nebraska
states that dont exist
delaware
idaho
iowa
maine
new hampshire
both carolinas
both dakotas
ohio
wyoming
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tall person vs 2 small people who stack on top of eachother are the same hight
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I worked with this guy who met this girl at a bar who told him that if he let her do one thing to him, she would let him do 1 thing to her. They went back to her apartment and she wanted to put anal beads in him and he was like okay whatever so she put all of the beads in and RIPPED THEM OUT AS FAST AS SHE COULD and he shit everywhere. He went to the bathroom to clean himself up only to come back to her rolling around and rubbing herself in his shit. He fled the apartment immediately.

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