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im not plural i just have memory loss when the other me is here
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cats are really good at looking at things. very useful
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I love how cats will see a cat tree and go “yeah I’ll sit here”
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if I was a pokemon trainer Id be giving them cigarettes I dont even smoke myself I just think itd be really funny to see like a sewaddle with a cigarette in its mouth
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Truly one of the most wonderful things about having friends who are alterhuman is how many things remind you of them.
Oh hey that looks like my buddy. That’s the same species as my pal, maybe it’s their cousin. I haven’t read that book yet but my friend’s in it. I actually know one of those beings I’ll ask them. Lol my friend’s in this. Hey dude I saw this meme of you. I saw you in an art gallery. I see you in everything. I love you.
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Trans women should get free pizza, burgers, orange chicken etc
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getchu a girl w long thick hair we'll leave hair everywhere for you youre so fucking welcome i love you
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girl who has felt unconditionally loved a single digit number of times her whole life: hey what if i was treated like a dog? maybe what if i was a dog
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two tgirls arrive at a hotel room and find out that there’s only one bed and before the fist girl can even suggest that they share it the second girl is already removing a dog bed from her backpack.
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