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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other
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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change
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youtube
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here’s the other two, definitely not as funny as that one but worth a look : )


rewatching this stupid giggly video for my mental health again it seems
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i did not know it was physically possible for elis to make such a noise but wow
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stunning new addition to my wall
#thank you to my friends who attended and then forgot about the poster and sent it 2 months later#appreciated though coz look at her. she’s beautiful#john robins#james acaster#sophie willan#dave masterman#horneboy rambles
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reblog and let me know in tags ✨
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yeah im polyamorous, i'm committed to my wife and to the bit
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imagine sitting at a light and these two hotties pull up like...
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no one could ever understand me as much as him #richeyedwards
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elis will become real in 5
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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