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this keeps coming up, in all sorts of different discourse, so I finally gave up and made it a meme

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
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it's very important that disabled people are allowed to make bad decisions actually. that we're allowed to do things which cause flare-ups. that we're allowed to take a risk and get it wrong. that not every single second of our day has to be about playing it safe and being well-behaved and staying within our limits
and on the days when we deal with the consequences of those mistakes and bad decisions we're still worthy of a) sympathy and b) pain relief. just as we are if our illness or disability is the result of our choices in the first place
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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.
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people act like toads werent designed to be aimed at a person and thrown
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Only the bravest of ridgebacks dare to fly over the sea in search of food.
He's sold
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He stuttered on his words but his sword spoke clearly in a language all could understand
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every time some annoying prick from the usa says they're going to "europe" and doesn't specify which country they should be automatically banned from the whole continent. are you going to france or lithuania answer quickly i have a gun
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mononoke is so funny because you have the series medicine seller who's like idgaf war veteran on the 9-5 grind and judging people in his head sexily and then you have movie medicine seller whose whole thing is poster pretty boy does unnecessary twirls and flips while hunting down enemies and ships lesbians in free time
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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Tip: a Princess is a type of Girl with an immunity to the Spoiled status effect. it is impossible to Spoil a Princess due to her already deserving endless Treats.
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no one ever talks about the amount of money being a hater saves you
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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?
I didn't censor anything, what -
oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.
Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen
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do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century
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