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I think he's into gilfs.

Tsuru specifically.

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No ur so right, like I bet they both think it’s hot if one or the other is like covered in blood or something yk?💀

Oh 100% they both think the other is like at their hottest after big fights. I've also made a joke about this before but those two definitely clean each other's wounds like animals. Chopper hates it and always tries to stop it because infections and also because it's weird, but they'll literally lick each other clean if one of them is bleeding.

(Also I think when they first started doing it everyone thought it was Zoro's idea since he's feral, but Sanji is the one who did it first. Zoro is just always bleeding for some reason and Sanji's got a weird Thing about cannibalism and a part of him thinks that blood is just going to waste if he can't have it. While Zoro didn't come up with the idea, he is totally into it.)

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I love when people write or draw stuff where Sanji realizes Zoro is hot through violence. Like when Zoro gets in his face and threatens him and Sanji thinks it's the hottest thing ever. Or when Zoro gets seriously angry or frustrated for the first time and growls at Sanji like a dog and that makes Sanji get a nosebleed.

I just really like it, like they've used violence to communicate for so long and Sanji has already been taught that fighting means you care about someone because of Zeff. So when a hot guy pins him down and threatens to actually end his life over being too reckless or some shit Sanji is all like 'Wow you care about me so much you'll kill me if I die? That's so sexy.'

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You know that video of the dog. He can flip it over the bridge of his nose like that.

ko-fi

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OPLA stuff I realised I never posted here

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If only you were there🍰

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I cannot get over what a people-pleaser zuko is at heart.  that boy did NOT want to go on that date with jin!!  he ONLY went on that date because iroh wanted him to go and zuko wanted to make his uncle happy!!

listen to me.  EVERYTHING about that date was zuko trying to make iroh happy.  zuko went on the date (he did not want to go on the date).  zuko wore the fancy earth kingdom clothes that he CLEARLY did not feel comfortable in and had not picked out for himself (he did not want to wear the fancy earth kingdom clothes).  zuko allowed iroh to style his hair WITH HAIR GEL (he did not like the hair gel) and sat still for TEN WHOLE MINUTES until iroh was satisfied with his look (he did not want to sit still). 

and he went on the date (he did not want to go on the date). zuko ate the noodles (he did not like the noodles) and tried his hardest to make small talk (he did not want to make small talk).  and then.  during the course of the date that wasn't his idea and that he didn’t want to go on.   zuko firebends lights up the lanterns at the fountain, just to make jin smile, because she was sad and he couldn’t stand to see her unhappy.

and then he came home and told iroh the date was nice (it was not nice).  because he knew that saying so would please iroh (he wants to make iroh happy.)

zuko wants to be a good boy SO BADLY!! and that’s what makes his attempts to please ozai so tragic.  he can never make his father happy; zuko is destined to always fall short for the simple reason that there is nothing zuko can do that will ever please ozai.  

and meanwhile, iroh is so ready to be thrilled and appreciative of every tiny little half-hearted step zuko makes in his direction, but what iroh really wants is for zuko to find a happiness that's his own choice, not just whatever he thinks will make iroh happy with him.

and zuko just doesn't get it; he's so often frustrated because he can't figure out what iroh wants from him. so instead he steals pastries and golden tea pots and he eats the congee with a smile and sweeps the floors and serves the tea and goes on the date and does whatever he thinks iroh will approve of, in order to earn iroh's affection (he's never had to earn it) (he's never understood that).

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at the club thinking of zosan 😔

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man i just wanted to get something to eat....

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kabru is one of my favorite characters in dungeon meshi bc he is literally insane he is amy dunne level, platinum blonde, cool girl monologue crazy. he has the fallout VATS overlay floating in front of him during every mundane interaction just in case he needs to behead the kroger cashier

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Soft Zoro appreciation post

Demon Pirate Hunter my ass, he's silly, cute and occasionaly a bit dumb

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no matter the gender zoro sleeps shirtless

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The two sides of the Zosan coin:

Let Sanji know Zoro ate a stomped sugar onigiri off the floor.

Let Zoro know Sanji was trained as a swordsman.

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I saw this ship meme template and COULD NOT rest until I'd done it for zosan

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What happened here???