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[horse-technoblade]

how long have you been potato farming for?

69 days

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Guess What I Found

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Horsenoblade (late) birthday boy!!

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@impossiblyalpaca pay for your fucking crimes.

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I'm acutely aware of the fact that it appears that I am speaking to no-one but alas there are in fact Dumb Idiots viewing these that don't know how Tumblr works and I HOPE it stays that way.

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I see my inbox and I implore you to stop shipping republican dream horse and technohorse please stop

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I don't know what happened either

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I've committed a war crime.

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now I have the raw power that is a cursed mc meme incarnate, I shall

not know what to do with it

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(sorry for all the technohorse,, you are v cool but technohorse must thrive)

jaykatt edit: i hate you and everything you stand for

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how long have you been a horse for?

I opted to become a horse to extend my lifespan and continue my potato farming mission

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if it doesn't work I riot

I made this account for one (1) ask joke and that's it

[horse-technoblade]

I made this account for one (1) ask joke and that's it