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well. I’m going back to uni

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heeeeey

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Gendertrash From Hell #4 (1995)

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wagwan

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hey y'all

ya girl is back sober*, showered and applying for uni

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I really like 35mm

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So she hulk is only 6’7? And with no muscle? Sad sad day. 😔

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Murder the queen xx

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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

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i hate the use of "cream" as slang for "punch" or "beat up" "WOAH HE CREAMED THAT GUY" HE DID WHAT?

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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

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Funny text posts as Torchwood characters pt 2

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the hc no one but my 5 torchwood mutuals seem to have is that everybody in torchwood transgender (btw everyone who says jack harkness is cis is just. wrong. for real. have you seen the man)

i get up on stage. i tap the microphone to make sure its working.

"everyone in torchwood is trans" i say. the crowd begins to boo.me off stage. then i hear it. the clapping.

i look into the crowd. its jack harkness himself standing up

"hes right" he says. "everyone in torchwood is trans"

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