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multi-mused-menagerie‌:

“ EHHH BEP BEP BEP BEP BEP ! ”

‘    Stop    !   ‘

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“ Ok, but consider: if I’m naked, that Guild boy might notice me. ”

          ‘   Donald,   you   KNOW   I   support   all   of   your   endeavors   but   PLEASE.   If   you’re   going   to   get   naked;   please   do   it   in   a   way   that   WON’T   get   you   arrested.   I   don’t   have   the   money   to   BAIL   YOU   OUT.   ‘

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Like   this   if   you   want   a   gift   from   SANTA   CLAUS   I   mean   Mr.   Christmas   Carol   himself,   Charley   on   Christmas   day   !   It’ll   be   left   behind   like   a   proper   Santa   would   so   no   need   for   prior   interactions.

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╰   ﾟ ･ *   ★  * ･ ﾟ —  ˗ˏˋ   DONALD‌:

                “ Right… giant shrimp costume… ”

    The thought of wearing such a ridiculous thing in public made Donald’s stomach drop. Maybe it wasn’t too late to go back to the Port Mafia… No, it definitely was, considering that there were orders to kill him on sight.

               Focusing back to the main problem at hand, Donald rubbed his chin as he began thinking about the logistics of Sayaka’s plan. That idea could work, but they’d need cables and there was no guarantee that said cables would actually hold the entire drive there. Geez, this was ridiculous. Donald made a mental note to punch whoever placed in the order before coming up with another idea.

               “ Ok, before you shut me down, just listen for a bit. What if - stay with me - what if we ‘borrowed’ a bigger car just to do this order? ”

「 ❈ 」   ⋮    Ｄ Ｅ Ｌ Ｉ Ｖ Ｅ Ｒ Ｙ．     ⋮  ━━     There’s   silence   at   first;   a   long,   drawn   out,   AWKWARD   silence.   But   the   look   on   Sayaka’s   face   spoke   ALL   and   revealed   just   how   RIDICULOUS   she   thought   the   idea   was.   Even   then,   she   still   felt   the   need   to   open   her   mouth.

               ‘   We   can’t   just   STEAL   CARS,   Donald   !   That   would   put   AbilityDash   in   big   trouble   !   And   then   where   are   we   going   to   work   ?   !   ‘

              She’s   clearly   UPSET   by   the   very   idea.   Using   a   bunch   of   cables   might   have   ended   up   in   PIZZA   AND   CRAB   GUNK   all   over   the   streets   of   Yokohama   …   but   at   least   it   probably   wouldn’t   have   ended   up   with   the   two   of   them   in   jail   for   theft   !   If   the   two   of   them   were   caught   stealing   a   car   …

              …   But   …   TWENTY   EXTRA   LARGE   CRAB   PIZZAS   was   good   money.   And   needless   to   say,   money   can   be   exchanged   for   goods   and   services.

              ‘   …   Okay,   we’re   going   to   have   to   be   QUICK   about   this.   Even   if   I   used   your   ability,   I’m   not   sure   how   much   I   can   change   myself   …   and   it’d   only   be   for   FIVE   MINUTES.   The   rest   is   just   a   matter   of   stealth.   ‘

              The   things   she   does   to   get   paid.

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╰   ﾟ ･ *   ★  * ･ ﾟ —  ˗ˏˋ    DONALD‌:

     “ We could tell them that it’s for some fundraiser event. Like a “Save the Crabs” kind of thing. ” Donald smiles as he says this, already imagining people in crab costumes dancing around while advocating for crabs. Haha, idiots. “ I mean, who’s really gonna question something for charity? ”

     Considering that problem solved, Donald then turned his attention to another issue, one that was right outside in the parking lot.

     “ So… how are we gonna deliver said pizzas in our tiny company car? It barely fits two people, let alone two people and twenty pizzas. ”

                 ‘   That   could   work   if   SEVERAL   DOZEN   CRABS   didn’t   sacrifice   themselves   to   make   all   of   these   pizzas.   That’s   not   exactly   SAVING   them.   ‘

「 ❈ 」   ⋮    Ｄ Ｅ Ｌ Ｉ Ｖ Ｅ Ｒ Ｙ．     ⋮  ━━     Wow,   she   was   actually   putting   some   THOUGHT   into   her   co   -   worker’s   crazy   plans.   That   was   what   the   desperation   that   a   GIANT   ORDER   came   with   was   capable   of.   

                ‘   Could   be   a   ‘   SAVE   THE   SHRIMPS   ‘   fundraiser.   Maybe   we   could   put   you   in   a   GIANT   SHRIMP   COSTUME   too   !   ‘

                A   light   giggle   escapes   her   as   the   mental   image   of   Donald   in      shrimp   costume   intrudes   her   thoughts.   Surely,   there   was   some   novelty   costume   shop   somewhere   around   that   sold   one   !   But   the   MASSIVE   order   brought   more   problems   than   the   awkwardness   of   weird   orders   to   their   vendors.

                ‘   Maybe   if   we   just   …   tied   them   to   the   roof   really,   REALLY   tightly   …   ‘  

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[ Sayaka to Donald ] ’ So, we have an order asking for twenty orders of crab pizza. They didn’t even say it was catering; they just wanted twenty whole orders of extra-large crab pizza. ’

     Donald turns to look at his co-worker in disbelief.

     “ Twenty orders of crab pizza? That’s fucking evil! ” He’s shouting, clearly angry and ready to fight whoever called the order in. It’s the angriest anyone has ever seen him and most would assume it’s due to the size of the order. However…

     “ Who puts crab on top of pizza? Is nothing sacred in this world? ”

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「 ❈ 」   ⋮    Ｄ Ｅ Ｌ Ｉ Ｖ Ｅ Ｒ Ｙ．     ⋮  ━━     Anyone   would   have   been   shocked   by   the   man’s   SUDDEN   outburst;   even   those   who   had   been   working   alongside   him   for   months   like   Sayaka   had.   But   even   then,   Sayaka’s   slightly   perturbed   expression   didn’t   change   …   and   those   feelings   were   directed   towards   the   ORDER;   not   Donald’s   behavior.

                ‘   Right   ?   You   could   put   SO   MANY   other   things   on   pizza   but   crab   ?   And   crab   can   go   on   so   many   other   things   but   pizza   !   ‘

                Ah   yes,   priorities.   But   the   two   of   them   cannot   forgt   their   duties   as   disgusting   as   they   are.   They   need   to   get   their   PAYCHECKS   at   the   end   of   the   day,

                ‘   So,   how   are   we   even   going   to   convince   the   pizza   place   to   make   TWENTY   ORDERS   OF   EXTRA   LARGE   CRAB   PIZZA   ?   ‘   

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Stargate: Atlantis — The Storm / The Eye  {Sentence Starters}

“Yes. Theoretically.”

“This must end. Now.”

“It isn’t worth dying for.”

“What kind of plan is that?”

“I didn’t say you could talk.”

“I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You.”

“Your arrogance is astounding.”

“I think it’s best if we wait it out.”

“Okay, I get the point, we’ll wait.”

“No… he’d kill them to punish me.”

“Ah, I should’ve seen this coming.”

“We plan to… have a plan by then.”

“Are you telling me to shut up, again?”

“I will shoot you if you don’t let her go.”

“Are you okay? —- You will be, c’mon!”

“Always open to constructive criticism.”

“Did he just say  ‘ weather forecasting’?”

“Just so we’re clear, I know you’re lying.”

“These men could’ve been overpowered…”

“Yes, you can, you can be way too careful.”

“They’ve gotta be able to handle that, right?”

“You’re extremely optimistic, you know that?”

“I’m a bloody medical doctor, not a magician!”

“I’m the one you’re gonna blame if it’s wrong!”

“It’s a brisk walk away. And by walk I mean run.”

“Yeah, well, do what you can to speed things up.”

“From what I understand, I’m being held hostage.”

“Shhh, he can probably hear your stupid questions.”

“You lost all of what little credibility you had with me.”

“Finally at the point where I don’t mind the taste of it.”

“You know, you’re not pleasant when you get like this.”

“I tried to keep my mouth shut, I tried, I just couldn’t — “

“Trust me, I’m not that brave! I would help you if I could!”

“Things can be replaced and homes rebuilt, people can’t.”

“Take a look outside, hotshot, we’re not flying through that.”

“I will try, but despite what you all may think, I’m not Superman.”

“Keep your mouth shut. Only shoot at what I tell you to shoot at.”

“We will not have a chance to change our minds if we are wrong…”

“You’re in no position to tell me what is reasonable and what is not.”

“Just get your ass back here as soon as you can. I could use some back-up.”

“You kill either one of us and you don’t get what you want! That’s how important we are!”

“No, I’m a terrible bluffer, I’ve lost small fortunes at poker! My eye twitches, I laugh at inappropriate moments, it’s not pretty!”

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but I am an extremely arrogant man who tends to think ALL of his plans are going to work!”

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@diverse-hearts​ asked:  “ a shame you have to perish ” - Mori

old ask meme from sideblog.

「 ❈ 」   ⋮    Ｔ Ｈ Ｉ Ｅ Ｆ．    ⋮  ━━     This   has   turned   into   a   DIFFICULT   situation.

                ‘   W   -   W   -   WHAT   ?   !   Perish   ?   !   Sir,   isn’t   that   kind   of   harsh   ?   !   ‘

                How   the   heck   did   this   even   happen   ?   !   He’s   had   narrow   escapes   before.   But   those   were   in   his   EARLY   days   of   theft   !   He   was   practically   a   pro   at   this   act   !   And   even   then,   he’s   developed   a   sense   for   when   he   should   resort   to   using   Dodger   and   not   his   own   two   hands.   This   man   …   he   SEEMED   like   nothing   an   old   man   with   a   big   forehead.   But   …   he   was   FAR   too   quick   for   even   a   master   thief.

                ‘   H   -   here   !   Take   your   card   !   I   don’t   need   it,   sir   !   ‘   

                Hands   fumble   and   he   QUICKLY   hands   the   man   back   his   card.   Hopefully,   he   WOULDN’T   perish.      

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