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WHEN YOU SEAT A COUPLE AND THEY SIT ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE TABLE. "SAME SIDERS"

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"I want a window seat, away from kids, but it can't be too cold, and I want to be in a booth!"

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When you forget about a 15-top reservation that's coming in ten minutes...

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when the servers I don’t like get yelled at 

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we are actually going to have 30 people instead of 15

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hi could I get the buffalo chicken wrap with chicken and celery only

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trying to convince the manager that I should train the new hostess because I could use the extra salary

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me after getting through a NFL Sunday lunch shift with out getting fired 

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when I’m taking a togo order but I’m really trying to check out the cute guys at the bar

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I base my lipstick color that I wear to work on my mood. My coworkers know not to fuck with me if I come in with dark ass red lipstick on. It’s almost like I’ve trained them. They are all my pets. 

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I have a deep hatred for my job but I crave going in on a day when I’m off 

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when the cute bartender is wearing his designer man jeans to work 

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when parents let their kids run wild in the lobby and think its hilarious 

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me working on a slow Tuesday night 

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is it okay if I just go sit at that open table right there

the scum of the earth 

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when servers tell the manager it was my fault when they fuck something up 

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what I’m really thinking when I seat people and say “enjoy your meal”