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[hotcocoaceo]

Anyone else ever just pass out for Multiple Months?

....just me?? Ok

I don't think the silence is good for me, im going to go talk to Michael

[hotcocoaceo]

hey wait a minute... who ARE you???

Well anyways here's mine, I'm about to pass out though... as usual, so I do not have the brainpower to deduce exactly who you are that pinged me here

Edit:right also my favorite planet is the Grove, my homeplanet, because none of your other bitch ass planets will talk to me. Rude

This was fun, but I seriously do not get these picrews and having: non-horizontal eyes, yalls pupils are weird I don't get it. No horns?? I mean come on. You're not gonna tell me I'm from the only species in the entire universe with horns, they've even got pointy ears(although they're not exactly... furred like mine), and VERY little support for manes. I mean, any self-respecting one of my species has at LEAST hair that comes forwards over their shoulders and at least halfway down their back...

At least they had the bare minimum amount of earrings or something

And here's a version without my wings so my pride flags are visible

@mostly-intentional-explosions @feathers-and-knives @mikeylikesrocks

Wooo! Looky there a cool picrew! By @potato-lord-but-not Anyways make yourself tag someone and tell me what your favorite planet is. Mine's Saturn because it's pretty and I am superficial.

@jonahmagnus-research @little-watcher @clara-von-closen @j-sims-tmi (i want to see those secret eyes pop out) @vapor-web @ren-cormander-archival-intern @soren-gravestone-baltimore & anybody else who wants to join!

[hotcocoaceo]

you Are now my favorite person

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

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yea, apparently including me. im going to need so much cocoa. we better have made it to SpWalmart while i was out

...speaking of i should go make sure micheal's still on course

I think someone’s been eating my plants

[hotcocoaceo]

theywere jst pretty fkowers. who gets killef by prebty floers?

I think someone’s been eating my plants

[hotcocoaceo]

ssz not my falt! most plaants dont want to kikl gpoats! i cagn eat most poisons by this pojnt too

I think someone’s been eating my plants

[hotcocoaceo]

imn ot sure. its all s little fuzzsy still

shouldnthjve eayen thosetdarn pkants....

I think someone’s been eating my plants

[hotcocoaceo]

uhhhhhhhh... dunnno. ive eaten foxglove before though this doesnt feel quite like heart palpitations. rhubarb? no clue, i wasnt paying that much attention

i didnt read the labels

I think someone’s been eating my plants

[hotcocoaceo]

whaaaat nooo wayyyy...........................

...i didnt eat all of them okay

and bet ive been curled up in a corner of the vents for at least 24 hours(i keep dying or passing out) bc of that grove-damned larkspur. eugh

I think someone’s been eating my plants

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thats.... so weird and i have..... no idea why anyone would ever um. do that yeah thats wild.

unrelated but apparently, uh, goats(and me my biology is more similar to a goat than a human in this context) cant eat larkspur. who wouldve guessed. crazy.

.......................ow...

I think someone’s been eating my plants

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Hell yeah acespec solidarity

Vol. I have the footage. Please, let me out of the bedroom Friday, I would desperately like to fuck a train for once in a century.

-Your Captain, @theapendicitiswon

VETO! YOU HAVE BEEN VETO'D

Just because I didn't respond to this quickly do not take my silence as confirmation. The awnser is no.

[hotcocoaceo]

...hey is the cupcake still there?

.......just saying if Cas doesn't want it.......

Vol. I have the footage. Please, let me out of the bedroom Friday, I would desperately like to fuck a train for once in a century.

-Your Captain, @theapendicitiswon

VETO! YOU HAVE BEEN VETO'D

Just because I didn't respond to this quickly do not take my silence as confirmation. The awnser is no.

[hotcocoaceo]

Should this fail, I could taxidermy her for you Tempest! That's what I do

Hello my darlings! Please, remind me, have either of you discovered the art of immortality yet? That is to say, I would quite like a pet dove, but have found that they die much more quickly than I would like :)

-Tempest (@tempest-ina-tea-cup)

I know how to reanimate creatures! I can help!

Stick can indeed reanimate things, but it might take a few tries.

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I c

There's a lot of footage here to sort through unfortunately

So it's gonna be a bit before I know who it was

pray tell. which one of you MOTHERFUCKERS. ate the last of my marshmallow fluff.?

if you tell me now before I manage to find your sorry ass, I may kill you less than twenty times.

Because I fucking KNOW I left enough for one more cup of cocoa before our next stop. And it is now gone.

You cannot hide from me.

Im in the vents.

I have access to the security cameras(thanks, Michael <3)

And milleniums of patience.

Whoever you are, you better start fucking running because I AM. COMING. FOR. YOU.

That fluff... was the last thing holding me to sanity.

Prepare to face my wrath.

There is nowhere safe.

You cannot hide.

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sorry Cas, Vol would flay me. I can bring you some knitting and a movie if you want though

as it turns out my preferred brand of fluff is mostly tapioca syrup. Can sugar. Water. Died egg whites. And vanilla extract! No skin and bone there unfortunately

pray tell. which one of you MOTHERFUCKERS. ate the last of my marshmallow fluff.?

if you tell me now before I manage to find your sorry ass, I may kill you less than twenty times.

Because I fucking KNOW I left enough for one more cup of cocoa before our next stop. And it is now gone.

You cannot hide from me.

Im in the vents.

I have access to the security cameras(thanks, Michael <3)

And milleniums of patience.

Whoever you are, you better start fucking running because I AM. COMING. FOR. YOU.

That fluff... was the last thing holding me to sanity.

Prepare to face my wrath.

There is nowhere safe.

You cannot hide.

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...listen

Mr. Jesus gun beast powder christ thanos Tim is NOT a conspiracy theory. He is real. Cas told me he was real.

And William Wonka IS his such nemesis.

I do not seem to understand the language some of you have come up with. My crewmates’ seem to have their own way of communicating through nonsensical words.

My crewmates keep using the following.

- Rizz

- Skibdi

- Mister Beast

- Girlie-pop

- William Wonka

- Referring to Mister Beast as God

I cannot find any proper records of these words anywhere. My crewmates’ explanations are incomprehensible. I would greatly appreciate it if someone could provide a proper explanation.

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Hmmmm... I'm still looking over the footage. We shall see.

I will double check before I stab tho

Cas himself said he wasn't focusing at the time

pray tell. which one of you MOTHERFUCKERS. ate the last of my marshmallow fluff.?

if you tell me now before I manage to find your sorry ass, I may kill you less than twenty times.

Because I fucking KNOW I left enough for one more cup of cocoa before our next stop. And it is now gone.

You cannot hide from me.

Im in the vents.

I have access to the security cameras(thanks, Michael <3)

And milleniums of patience.

Whoever you are, you better start fucking running because I AM. COMING. FOR. YOU.

That fluff... was the last thing holding me to sanity.

Prepare to face my wrath.

There is nowhere safe.

You cannot hide.