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US defaultism is insane yesterday l said on a discord server “it’s winter but I’m not cold. whyyy...” and they responded “dude it’s summer. it’s july” and then proceeded to DOUBLE DOWN when I explained that they were thinking of the wrong hemisphere
#I personally call this the 'Massachusetts Education Effect'#because it's when I personally realize that I did get the best education in the United States#the first time I experienced it was in a class where we were talking about climate change and everything the teacher was saying I learned i#get this#7th grade#this was a 400 level college course#the teacher also thought GMOs were poison#this lady had a doctorate
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Horse figure of the day: Breyer "Enya"
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.
According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.
The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik
(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,
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If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
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RDR2 Goes to Disneyland (Part02)
Felt like drawing the Van Der Linde gang going on rides at Disneyland using pics from my recent trip to Disneyland. I'd like to think that Arthur would very much enjoy the animation building at California Adventure because of all the art projected on the walls.
#Abigail is having the best time and it is exactly what she deserves#Abigail Roberts Marston you deserved to live at the same time as Disneyland/Disney world#also shoutout to uncle#truly having the third best time at Disney
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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.
#i hate you you hate me let's go and kill Barney with a big fat shotgun Barney's on the floor no more purple dinosaur#no idea how any of us knew what a shotgun was#another one involved hanging Barney from a tree#that one makes sense because Connecticut and witch trials
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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”
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I’ve heard the theory that Persephone actually went down to the underworld during the summer and as someone who lives in a Mediterranean climate I’m inclined to believe that because right now it’s summer and everything is indeed dead
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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton
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im getting really emotional thinking about horses (as my sister would say "wow, fork found in the kitchen")
anyways please reblog with ur favorite horsie memories! i have too many to say, i think theyre all my favorite even the bad experiences
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i don’t like white ppl skewing these results so bad so WHITE PPL DNI. this is for poc ONLY
if you’re technically mixed but only identify with one thing, pick that one thing.
if you’re mixed with enough white that you consider it part of your racial identity, skip this one ty luv.
if you’re gonna ask “you forgot XYZ, is this white?” probably man idk. skip this one too.
pls rb for sample size god knows we’ll need it
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