queer, old, and tired. supporting problematic favs and women's wrongs since 1993. ostensibly a fandom blog.
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Raccacoonie
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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
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Aragorn n Legolas r so funny to me bc people who don’t know lotr well see gruff manly ranger and elegant princely elf but they don’t know what i know. they don’t know that Aragorn is the long haired sensitive softboy writing sad poetry on his livejournal about not being able to show his girlfriend the awesome new song he wrote for her on his guitar meanwhile Legolas is doing backwards kickflips over gimli at the skate park bc gimli double dog dared him then he and gimli climb the tree at Aragorn’s house n yell at him through the window to come play halo
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As an occasional gay chick myself I lowkey really enjoyed the shitty way 2000s-2010s video games would like let you pick the main character’s gender but assumed everyone playing was straight and would play guys, so the story was written with women hitting on the main character left and right even if they were also a woman
#this era of video games was truly unmatched for being charmingly problematic for sure#also loved when the character designs of the female player characters were also super hot/sexualized#bc I was a horny little bisexual with a stupid teenager brain who also thought “hurr durr hot lady hot” just like my straight guy friends
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fanfic writers what font do you write in
i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever
#what is the confusion with calibri??#it was the default MS Office font for almost 2 decades#my eyeballs are used to it#aptos can get all the way fucked#calibri 11pt gang 4lyfe#and yes i changed my default style in all my MS office programs back to calibri
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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people should remember that the word "hunk" exists
no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged
no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy
no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk
like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?
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#LMFAO BYE#no but i literally threw my phone and cackled#jonathan groff is a fucking lunatic and quite frankly we don't talk about it enough#the man is certifiably insane#i love him
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lined and coloured an old doodle (thats my excuse for every art crime committed here) in which connor starts accompanying his co-workers whenever they go to the bar after work, which always ends in them asking him to do acrobatics on the way home
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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation
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#lmfao bye#i fukkin HATED Sons & Lovers with a PASSION#but this is so accurate#RIP dh lawrence#you would have loved the incest tag
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pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
#pacific rim has so much going on#its one of the movies of all time#but truly when i think about the movies i really love#that are honestly my favorites#the fifth element#pacific rim#mad max fury road#others I'm sure#they're nothing if not intense meditations on grief and human suffering#and the power of love to heal and overcome#and i mean sure that's a lot of movies#but that's so VERY MUCH those movies#dressed up in just the most absurd shit you've ever seen#i love it#i love the simplicity of human emotion dressed up in absurd sci-fi#its perfect
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and if i tell you that dbh androids don't have something like "siblings" and you all just made it up
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random poll. i assembled these options from a wikipedia list of languages with the most speakers
#obvs Spanish would be the most useful and practical#but something about Russian speaks to my soul#the real answer tho is German
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The Fifth Element dir. Luc Besson | 1997
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