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Space Marine: Duck, duck, duck...

Long Gunner: Bro?

SM: Not yet. Duck, duck, duck... BRO!

LG: ????

Gnome: I'll cut ya!

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Long Gunner: Yo, dude. I can totally see up her...

Space Marine: She's got no arms, bro!

LG: So? Don't need no arms to....

SM: Dude!

LG: Sup?

SM: She ain't even fully painted.

LG: Oh, hell no...

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Space Marine: Check this out. Squirtle! Water Gun!

Long Gunner: What? *GarGLE GARgle*

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Long Gunner: Dude?

Space Marine: ...

LG: I can't hear you dude! Where you at?

SM: ...

LG: I think I can hear. Speak up?

SM: ... ...

Sturm and Drang: Sturm and Drang!

LG: Dude got ate!

SM: ...

LG: Sorry, bro, I'm getting the eff out of here.

S&D: OBLITERATION

SM: ... ???

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Long Gunner: Woah.

Space Marine: My Chapter Master is gonna freak!

LG: It's gonna be okay

SM: How's it gonna be okay?!

LG: My brother...

SM: Yeah?

LG: ... is an air-conditioner repairman.

SM: ...

SM: ...

SM: You!

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Long Gunner: Knock knock.

Space Marine: Who's there?

LG: Not you, dude.

SM: Not you dude, who?

LG: wtf, I mean I'm not knocking on YOUR door.

SM: That's not a very funny joke.

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Long Gunner: Yo, this shit is whack.

Space Marine: Sup, brah?

LG: This. I mean, why are we running?

SM: Giant Spider.

LG: Fuuuuuu

SM: And lion thing.

LG: Why don't they eat each other?

SM: Dude, spiders don't eat LIONS.

LG: They're not supposed to eat Space Marines, either.

SM: ...

SM: ... whatever, brah. Let's just finish this level.

LG: What's next?

SM: Um, moar dungeon.

LG: ...

LG: Spider! Eat me!

SM: Naw, don't do tha

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Long Gunner: We on a boat!

Space Marine: We on a boat!

LG: We on a boat!

SM: We on a boat!

LG: Take a good look at me on a...hrm.

SM: Boat! What?

LG: Um. I think we broke it.

SM: Naw, dude. Okay, maybe we did.

LG: So what now?

SM: Can we keep singing the song?

LG: The song?

SM: I'm a boat!

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Space Marine: Woah. We movin', bro!

Long Gunner: How you know?

SM: Everything's all, like, blurry.

LG: Naw, dude.

SM: Huh?

LG: That's the damn photographer.

SM: I was wonderin' why I was blurry, too.

LG: Yeah. So why we jump off the boat again?

SM: Oh, see, cuz I'm amarine.

LG: ...

LG: Yeah?

SM: Yeah, bro. And, you see, marine means water.

LG: ...

SM: So I figure, faster in the water, am I right?

SM: *splash splash splash*

LG: Yeah, dude. You right. You right.

LG: *dies*

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Space Marine: Yo, check this out.

Long Gunner: 'Sup?

SM: I think I saw this place on a show once.

LG: F'reals?

SM: Ya, dawg. It was one of them British shows with butlers and shi

LG: Woah, woah, woah. How much of this show have you watched?

SM: Enough to know that if I peek into the window here, I'm only going to get half the information I need to understand what's going on.

LG: ...

LG: We're watching some Spike TV when you get home, bro.

SM: Shush! I can hear people whispering!

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Long Gunner: We could buy a big house where...

Space Marine: You say something, bro?

LG: ... no, not say.

SM: ... sing then. You sing something?

LG: Yeah, dude.

SM: What's that then?

LG: It's Elton John.

SM: Who's that?

LG: He's a bro who sang about Marilyn Monroe and Princess...

SM: I know that guy! He's no bro, bro!

LG: Sure he is. And you know what's best?

SM: I'm afraid to ask, but I'm sure you'll tell me.

LG: Goggles!

SM: wtf?

LG: He wears these goggles when he performs! They're...

SM: Don't say it, bro.

LG: ... so...

SM: I'm warning you.

LG: ...fabulous!

SM: Screw this noise. I'm not living in no house with you.

LG: :(

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Space Marines: SPACE MARINES! THIRST AIDS! SPACE MARINES! THIRST AIDS!

Long Gunner: Dude, whatchoo...

SM: THIRST AIDS! SPACE MARINES! PT!

LG: P...T?

SM: Training, dude. Physical type. Don't you long gunners so it?

LG: Naw, bro. We mostly just sit around and wait for someone to get in range.

SM: And if they survive?

LG: We die.

SM: Ah...

LG: So what's the thirst aids?

SM: This tower I'm doing push ups on, bro. It gives me thirst aids!

LG: ...

LG: I hate you.

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Long Gunner: Eeep!

Space Marine: Why you screaming like a girl, brah?

LG: *points at rat dudes*

SM: Eeep!

Paladin: I shall save thee!

LG: Is he talking to me or thee?

SM: Or me?

LG: Dude, I dunno.

P: Head to thine bridge!

SM: Naw, dude. We'll just head to the bridge. Thanks.

*They head to bridge*

Bridge: Thy bridge is out.

SM and LG: Eeeep!

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Space Marine: Augh!

Long Gunner: What's wrong?

SM: It's...

LG: What?

SM: It's...

LG: What, bro?

SM: It's...

LG: WHAT?

SM: Dwarfs. *cries*

LG: Dwarfs?

Dwarfs: DWARFS!

LG: Oh shi

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Long Gunner: Check out the tracks on THIS one.

Space Marine: Oooh, wait. What's a tra-

Supreme Archdomina Makeda: ENGINE OFDESTRUCTION!

SM: Auu...those are hawt...gh!

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Space Marine: Yeah buddy!

Long Gunner: Wtf?

SM: Check out these hotties.

LG: Look out. They got them bone daggers.

SM: Bone?

LG: Yeah.

SM: Daggers?

LG: Yeah.

SM: Bone?

LG: ...

LG: Sure. Try it.

SM: Ladies!

Tharn Bloodweavers: Gang!

SM: One at a time, ladies! I'm not superhuman...okay, maybe I am, but...

TB: Gang! *stab*

SM: Yeargh!

LG: Ha-ha. You got...boned.

TB: Blood Burst!

LG: Augh!