hotpotrandomfics

[hotpotrandomfics]

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

[hotpotrandomfics]

Justin: So why kung fu?

Ciel, training: Everything is kung fu.

Ciel:

Justin:…

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: Could report them for tax evasion and other things…

Ciel: Given that major events in history are associated with the gods, shouldn’t they pay reparations? I mean they have a fuck ton of wealth.

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: Given that major events in history are associated with the gods, shouldn’t they pay reparations? I mean they have a fuck ton of wealth.

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: So I think we can schedule the family picnic for the 15?

Justin, on Iris message: Yeah, do you think your girlfriend wants to come?

Ciel: I think so-

*the door to Ciel room is kicked open revealing a tipsy Khloe returning from lunch*

Khloe: Ciel, come kiss me on my hot mouth! I’m feeling romantical!

Ciel, terrified: Justin, I gotta go-

*the message cuts out and the only image saw last was Ciel being tackled by the short Daughter of Neptune*

Justin: May you reach Elysium my brother.

[hotpotrandomfics]

Khloe: Hey, so how do I get Ciel to talk about something? Like something of interest to him.

Justin: Have you asked about what is Mass Effect?

Khloe: What’s that?

Justin: She doesn’t know.

Lucille: She doesn’t know. How can she not know?! Clara! She doesn’t know!

Khloe: Y-you’re scaring me.

Clara: She doesn’t?! Oh boy, she’s gonna break his heart!

Khloe: What?!

*Elsewhere*

Ciel: Oh boy, I do love Mass Effect but I wish I could talk to someone about this. Maybe Khloe would wanna- nah, I don’t think she’d like it.

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: You know something? If I was deified I’d be the god of therapy because Olympus needs someone to work through millennium of their BS. And then use it mess with them.

Justin: Do you want to traumatize yourself more or die? Because that’s how you do it.

Clara: Do you think before you speak?

Ciel: Mm’nope.

[hotpotrandomfics]

[hotpotrandomfics]

its true!!

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: Is this before or after the dancing llama should up? *pointing to a clear hallucination of a dancing llama*

Ciel: The heroes of old were dumb.

Clara:… elaborate.

Ciel: Jason cheated on a powerful witch, Theseus attempted to abduct Persephone, Herakles felt he should receive the glory instead of thinking of self preservation, Odysseus shouldn’t have taunted the Cyclops if he wanted to get home so bad, and Bellerophon should have accepted he was good enough, and-

Clara: I get it! They were products of their time and to them glory and renown was what kept their memory alive.

Ciel: Im not the smartest when it comes to our myth history but I do see all of it could have been avoided if they took two seconds to say “hey, this may not be the best idea.”

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: I’m not saying Bruce Lee was a demigod but IF he was then him beating Chuck Norris is more believable.

[hotpotrandomfics]

Fuck it, OC brain rot won. Get ready for the Secret Ask List

1) Does your OC have a voice claim, if so who?

2) Who's your OCs best friend? How did they become best friends?

3) What song describes your OC?

4) What song describes your OC and their partner/love interest?

5) Do you ship your OC with a Canon character? If so who?

6) If your OC is in a fantasy setting, what profession would they be in the modern day?

7) Vice-Versa! If your OC is in the modern day, what fantasy class would they be? Would they be a different race?

8) What hobbies does your OC have? What do they do to unwind?

9) How does your OC handle their physical health? Do they take care of themselves?

10) How does your OC handle their mental health? Do they take care of themselves?

11) What was your inspiration for your OC?

12) Does your OC interact with other people's OC? If so, who's their best OC friend?

13) Does your OC have a rival? How did it start?

14) Who's a character your OC cannot stand! It's on sight when they see them!

15) Will your OC ever retire? Do you see them making it?

16) How's their relationship with their parents? Are they alive?

17) If your OC has kids, are they a good parent? Do they ever feel guilty if they have to leave them?

18) What are their pronouns? What would they like to be called?

19) What's their sexuality? What's their love language both giving and receiving?

20) If they fight, what's their weapon of choice?

21) What song best describes their relationship with their enemy?

22) Fight or Flight? Are they a lover or a fighter?

23) Is your OC reliable? Can I call them up at two in the morning if I have a flat tire?

24) Can they play any instruments? If so, what do they play?

25) Are they the kind of person who can't resist a good song? Can I catch your OC singing to themselves while they do the dishes?

26) What flower do you associate your OC with?

27) What's their spirit tamagotchi? Or an animal you associate them with?

28) What clique would they be in? (Draw them in the clothes of said group!)

29) Imagine a mood board for your OC! What's on it? (Make it if you want!)

30) My OC and your OC are friends. This isn't a question. I'm not asking. (How do they respond?)

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: After a proper sleep.

Ciel: The heroes of old were dumb.

Clara:… elaborate.

Ciel: Jason cheated on a powerful witch, Theseus attempted to abduct Persephone, Herakles felt he should receive the glory instead of thinking of self preservation, Odysseus shouldn’t have taunted the Cyclops if he wanted to get home so bad, and Bellerophon should have accepted he was good enough, and-

Clara: I get it! They were products of their time and to them glory and renown was what kept their memory alive.

Ciel: Im not the smartest when it comes to our myth history but I do see all of it could have been avoided if they took two seconds to say “hey, this may not be the best idea.”

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: The heroes of old were dumb.

Clara:… elaborate.

Ciel: Jason cheated on a powerful witch, Theseus attempted to abduct Persephone, Herakles felt he should receive the glory instead of thinking of self preservation, Odysseus shouldn’t have taunted the Cyclops if he wanted to get home so bad, and Bellerophon should have accepted he was good enough, and-

Clara: I get it! They were products of their time and to them glory and renown was what kept their memory alive.

Ciel: Im not the smartest when it comes to our myth history but I do see all of it could have been avoided if they took two seconds to say “hey, this may not be the best idea.”

[hotpotrandomfics]

PJO OC Headcanons: Ciel’s Hobbies

Ciel enjoys cooking with his dad, experimenting with potions, testing magic with physical combat, and watching soccer games.

Recipes that Ciel has mastered are Shepard’s pie, ox tail with rice and beans, and empanadas of various fillings. Often experimenting with his dad’s pub recipes to ensure they aren’t bad as it’s his way to connect to his father.

During a brief time at Brooklyn House, Ciel learned to come up with his own combat practices that incorporated his training from his local martial arts school, CHB, and his new found magic from the House of Life. Each sequence was meant to be chained in succession with multiple ways of substitutions for other spells or combinations. A plug and play style anyone could picked up with a decent practice time.

Ciel loves soccer, mostly his dad’s influence, he watches most games when home and shouting could be heard from around the block. He has mix of favorite teams throughout Europe.

[hotpotrandomfics]

Ciel: There are two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

[hotpotrandomfics]

how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist