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I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

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The Boss is hilarious and extremely cool because, see, Solid Snake is a pop-culture icon of kickasstitude, his ‘superpower’ is literally being SO good at handling weaponry and using his head in a fight that he goes toe to toe with tanks and superpowered freaks of nature and wins, no powers, just some good ol’ cloning and a lot of field experience.

So MGS3 hits and we meet Naked Snake, AKA Big Boss, AKA the man they cloned Solid Snake from, as well as the final boss from the first two classic Metal Gears! The legend himself, Big damn Boss! You get to play Big Boss! Holy shit! And he has excellent controls, amazing CQC abilities, funny dialogue, the whole nine yards! You’re about to see the legend himself become the legend!

Half an hour into the game, you come face to face with his mentor, The Boss. “Oh, she’s the one that taught him everything, right? Is she gonna help Snake?”

And then she just

god damn

She just pulverizes him. Flips him around like a ragdoll, disassembles his pistol, breaks his arm, honest to god closed-fist punches his nose into a quantum reality from the sheer force with which her nuclear warhead she has the gall to call a fist impacted with his cranium, and then tosses him off a bridge.

Never before had Metal Gear as a franchise seen such a thorough ass-whooping. It was meant to establish The Boss as the greatest soldier that ever lived, and boy, let me tell you, it really, really worked. When the man that will become Big Boss in the future jobs to you, you know you are packing some serious canned heat.

The best part is that this is not played for male gaze in the slightest. Boss ain’t doing Frankensteiners or anything, she’s throwing straights and using a hybrid of Sambo and Systema to deliver the most cringe-inducing joint locks accompanied with the glorious sounds of bones shattering.

Now that is how you sell a character immediately.

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teleports behind u…

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Twelve standard Dungeons & Dragons player character backstories:

Heroic fighter for truth, justice, and killing bad guys and taking their stuff

Dwarf dwarfing dwarfily something something dwarfdom

On the run from the law due to a harmless misunderstanding in which eight people died

Bad gambling debts with the actual Devil

Likes swords a little too much

Traveller from a far-away land whose particulars don’t really matter because it’s mostly an excuse to put on an outrageous accent

Just, like, really hates their dad

Member of a group that seemingly consists entirely of kind-hearted loner rebels against a nebulously oppressive status quo

Unjustly persecuted for the trivial peccadillo of eating people’s faces

Evil in theory

Novella-length tale of tragedy and intrigue that’s somehow never relevant in actual play

Hoping no one notices they lifted their backstory from a Naruto character

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Blazing Saddles [1974]

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For Honor fan art by Erik Ly

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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