hotstuffhotdog
hotstuffhotdog
No one expects the clown inquisition
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hi my names chris,I like comics,horror and weird shit not otherwise specified
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hotstuffhotdog · 10 days ago
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lil dude is jamming out
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hotstuffhotdog · 11 days ago
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stop being silly in front of me
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hotstuffhotdog · 13 days ago
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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hotstuffhotdog · 16 days ago
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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hotstuffhotdog · 16 days ago
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Momma poss always brighten my day
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hotstuffhotdog · 21 days ago
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i had to
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hotstuffhotdog · 27 days ago
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hotstuffhotdog · 27 days ago
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
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hotstuffhotdog · 27 days ago
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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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dr seuss yaoi
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time
“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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no but as cheesy as it was the train scene in spiderman 2 is truly untouchable. spider man risks his life (again) for his city, and prevents a train from going off the rails, but passes out from exhaustion. four hands come up from behind him, and pull him into the train. the passengers look down at him, his mask off, and comment about how he’s just a kid. you can see it in their faces. he’s not familiar. he’s not memorable. he could have been any one. they give him back his mask, and help him to his feet. 
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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Normal peoples favorite comic characters: superman, batman, etc
My friends favorite comic characters: guy nobody likes, 4th wall-breaking loser, every gorilla, evil worm.
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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Scarlet Witch Different Eras
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hotstuffhotdog · 29 days ago
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1 step plan to make all fandoms better
1. more femslash
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