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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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Maybe this is what she meant by the 1830s
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am I buying dolphin safe tuna? am I buying bat safe tequila? am I buying orangutan safe candy? am I buying bird safe windows? am I buying coral safe sunscreen? am I
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these are tags on a post talking about war crimes
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permission to treat the witness as cringe and reddit, your honor
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Me: how was your weekend
Co worker: awful. Bad
Me: awww I’m sorry. Any reason in particular
Co worker: because I didn’t have any canes
Me: that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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Me hanging with the bad bitch I met from Tumblr
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21 April 2024
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pressing questions nintendo NEEDS to clarify immediately:
does yoshi have blood
does princess peach wear makeup or does she jsut look like that
does link have desires???
can samus do any card tricks
does captain fcalon sweat
does fox mccloud brsuh his teeth
is master hand an animal or a plant
can the squid sisters feel genuine happiness or do they just pretend
does luigi??? sleep???? in his bed???!?
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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DAILY CHALLENGE: SHOOT ANYONE IN BALENCIAGA
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Why is every shopping area called xyz “commons” in the United States? Why would I want to go to common shops? What about the scary shops? The uncommon? The rare shops? No I don’t think I shall be perusing your “common” shops no thank you sir
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how it feels to be stupid as fuck and also never leave the house or dream ever
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