that post that everyone is reblogging rn is from back in february but i think my favorite part about that whole discourse. is when i originally saw it on twitter. there were about 100 like 16 year olds going “what would i even talk about with a 35 year old” like do you not think they are people? they’ve got family. friends. hobbies. jobs. interest. favorite movies. what do you talk about with your friends? exclusively your petty highschool drama?
in contrast the the anons who deride your vocabulary for whatever reason, I enjoy the ways that you write and all of the new words and phrases I learn :)
Thx u nonny :3
It always comes across as surprising ppl find my vocabulary all thst impressive/intimidating? Partly bc it just feels natural to me and partly bc the other day i forgot the word for towels in conversation and had to resort to "cloth that you clean yrself with"
When i was a kid i remember my mom would get real upset about my penchant for using "ten dollar words" lol training me up to deal with dumbfuck anons as a failed grownup
i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.
I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here