TO THE BITCH THAT STOLE MY OG USERNAME BC I WAS TRYING TO SET UP MY ART BLOG, COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS
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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!
And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!
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Whats the opposite of a girlboss. Im like a girlfailure
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I've been drawing with nothing but this one brush lately and it's doing wonders for getting me to actually finish something.
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under my regime everything would always be valentines-themed
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tiktok refugees when they come to tumblr and realize you can't get more than 20 views on anything here
#for some reason my self ship has like 30+ notes and i'm losing my mind#why do 30 people like them#they're a stupid little alien who is playing with their wife's “guts”
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Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are
#Me when my ex bff and her brother like CSM#they could never like CSM like i do#I pray every day she never discovers Boothill lol#I would be so toxic ngl#all of a sudden i'm not sharing and i gotta one up her#those years still have a choke hold on my after all these years unfortunately
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