i never puppy bores when i do my puppy chores!!
i wag my puppy tail when i check my puppy mail!!
im always happy looking when i do my puppy cooking!!!!
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*Saw Theme Song Plot Twist Reveal*
NYPD chase a man for fare evasion, tase him, become “aware of a knife” and then started blasting, hitting a cop, and two bystanders (one in the head) before getting this guy. Backtracking with “well this guy has done xyz before”, the cops didn’t know that. They frantically looked him up so they could justify a mass shooting of New Yorkers.
They drew guns over skipping the fare. They fired at anything that moved when they thought he had a knife. No confirmation that he even did have a knife.
Appalling.
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barking howling wagging my tail panting etc
It's Tummy Tuesday Tuesday fresh out of the shower and I'm feeling generous so here's your biweekly booty
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they call me the chupacabra bc I heard she was the goat so I had to suck her
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I'M SKY FALCON !!!!!!!!!!
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
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January 1, 2015 YASHIMA
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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is
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The lieutenant gently removes the glasses from your face, setting you free again.
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disco elysium
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I got some new underwear, I hope I don't immediately make a mess in them while sexting with my mutuals oh shoot
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bush going a lil crazy today
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