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yuisung is yellow like spongbob :)

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saeran is a very "hot topic" right now

get it cuz he emo

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poop i meant yoising sory

mysme rant

yall were like rika shes a snake cuz she blinded v… but u totally overlooked the fact that SEARAN blinded RIKA and u all like “oh dream boat yiff me daddy” it really shoes how hippogriffical the mysme fandom has gotten

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i just realized that "v" stands for very big deal oh flip

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unpopilar mysme oppinon

driver kim does nit playa big role in the game like why are ppl so obsessed with him

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requests r open

i write for mystic messenger because every other game is a piece of cr@p so imagines fanfics, whatever is all open

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uh like?? im telling facts not science... there two diff things

I FIGURED IT OUT!

V called Rika the Sun because the sun blinds you!!!!!!! … … I’ll go home…

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juminzen fanfic steamy nsfw yandere vampires

"hey beeaatches i just rented the ocean 4 today wanna go swimming" said jumin

"flip no" said zen

"are you master baiting to that mirror" said jumin

"no" said zen

because the so called mirror was actually TRANSPARENT

"im master baiting to you" said zen

jumin blushed and threw elizabeth three in the trash

"im not in to pussy any more" said jumin as he ripped of his pants revealing boxers that also had cats on them

"uh take of those boxer cuz there so much cats on it"

"good call said jumin"

they got real staemah when sudden jumin felt a sharp pain in he neck

"ow"

there was blood everywhere

"im actually a vampire" said zen

jumin looked in befuzzledment

"come down staris" christian--i mean jumin said

down stairs was his SEX DUNGEONNNNN

"im actually a yandere" said jumin and he pulled out an axe and choped of zens head

then he took zen head and put it on a nice boat

the end

dont do drugs

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listen up "fam" or should i say rika hater, i dont know who u thank u are but im just trying to anylizee the f re akinh untastefull jokes poluting the mysme fandpm and u obvy dont unferstand the urgwncy what with tge new v rout e and stuff adn rika is a goddamn SUMBEAM not a snake so geh of mah properteh

I FIGURED IT OUT!

V called Rika the Sun because the sun blinds you!!!!!!! … … I’ll go home…

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mysme rant

yall were like rika shes a snake cuz she blinded v... but u totally overlooked the fact that SEARAN blinded RIKA and u all like "oh dream boat yiff me daddy" it really shoes how hippogriffical the mysme fandom has gotten

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oh my god i just realized that... it just says 2017.08 and it dont specify which year or month the ones are so... maybe its the 2017th day of the eighth year so the v route actually already came out when jesus was 8 and weve all been overlooking this crucial pece of informaton

Biggest mood

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yeah, but im pretty sure cherits isnt talking about august there talking about korean august which is next year because of the weird age thing

Me : is V route gonna be released today? Cheritz :

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umm no sweety snakes dont have arms or legs and rika does also she has hair.

checkmate rika haters

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uhm im gonna have 2 slow u right there rikaphobe... becuase of the atmosphere it is litrally impossible to go blond looking at the sun... like... thats why the sky is blue because all the leftover sunlight goes to the rest of the sky. thats why ur eyes turn blue if u look at the sun for 7 straight days... but u cant go blind... also how could him go blind if he was always wearing sunglasses?

I FIGURED IT OUT!

V called Rika the Sun because the sun blinds you!!!!!!! … … I’ll go home…

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its not gay if u only jack off to animated boys and not real ones

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mystic moistenger (get it? i certainly get it right now if u kno what im sayin) updated again and its not flippin v like where the money at? also this bitch started eyeing me earlier and i was all like “u cant touch this binch” and pulled out my jumin dakimakura (which i keep on my person at all times btw) and she was all like “uh wut the frick?” we need to make a protection squad for heterosexual males who play mysme seriously! like??????? get on that im waiting

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where my fello rika luvers @?